Ex2ess - They Won't Make It Home But They Really Don't Care

*STANDING ON A TABLE WITH A MEGAPHONE ENERGY* MY DEAR FRIENDS, comrades in arms, those of us still out here in the year of our lord 2024, I make great apologies. I am late to you with this. HOWEVER this does not diminish the aggression or pressure from this EXTREMELY FRIENDLY REMINDER that Alex Rider, still 14 I guess although questionable, has never handled a gun but once went to space, thrown into situations he is not qualified for and treats them with the contempt they deserve, yacht destroyer, is out here every day hating British institutions and protesting injustice in government and showcasing that sometimes you just need to blow up a billionaire.

It’s 2024, and I know that for some of us the turning of the year is getting increasingly bleak - we have war, conflict, genocide, climate change, the roll back of basic human rights….but I want us all to go into 2024 with the energy of Alex Rider: yes it’s OK to be down about the circumstances not of your agency that you find yourself in, but there’s always a fucking way to blow up a yacht. Stay safe out there.

Trick or Treat! :)

Or :)

say something funny

It's a need

i am sosososo sorry to potentially bother you but HAVE YOU SEEN THIS.,,

i have now

Crying because we're doing Clue: On Stage and I'm tech head

Is it quirky if I don't capitalize the "i" on posts??

It feels like something one would do if they were not like other girlies

“I used to have a crush on another guy who rose from the grave. But Jesus never threw a football like you Max”

jason graces arms should be as defined as his legs because he runs on all fours like a wolf send tweet

Whataburger I hardly know her