The Masculine Connotation Of A Bow Tie And The Feminine Connotation Of A Bow On The Top Of The Head Implies

I go to the grocery store, heading straight for the dairy section. Positioning myself in the middle of the milk shelf, I let out one single long, wailing, cheese-curdling scream. Every single carton of fresh dairy product within hearing distance has now been rendered undrinkable. The poor worker whose only task this shift was to keep me out of the store and most importantly away from the dairy at all costs is fired on the spot. I do not linger to bear witness to the grief and destruction I have caused. Knowing that I caused it is enough.

These petty, pointless acts of meaningless evil are the reason that I will not see the kingdom of heaven.

yes The Math Sorcerer. im sorry The Math Sorcerer.

youtube needs to implement some sort of 'do not recommend channel + kill yourself for recommending me this' button

“you just want all the female characters you like to be lesbians” yes?

gagging you with our red string of fate to shut you up for one fucking second