You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
fuuuuck yeah
i love how whenever something gets popular the underground tormented avant garde bloggers start becoming self conscious of liking it/finding it funny, and it eventually evolves into aggression towards it. doesnt matter what it is. unrelated but i saw someone call isopods cringe today
Today's Seal Is: Asking So Nicely
mine-sweeper? is it some sort of a maid game?
I go to the grocery store, heading straight for the dairy section. Positioning myself in the middle of the milk shelf, I let out one single long, wailing, cheese-curdling scream. Every single carton of fresh dairy product within hearing distance has now been rendered undrinkable. The poor worker whose only task this shift was to keep me out of the store and most importantly away from the dairy at all costs is fired on the spot. I do not linger to bear witness to the grief and destruction I have caused. Knowing that I caused it is enough.
These petty, pointless acts of meaningless evil are the reason that I will not see the kingdom of heaven.
no nuance if you add racist transmisogynist wizard fandom shit onto my posts i hope you get blown up. i hope they have to identify you from your teeth because there was nothing else left