Latest Posts by exhaustedspacewitch - Page 2

no nuance if you add racist transmisogynist wizard fandom shit onto my posts i hope you get blown up. i hope they have to identify you from your teeth because there was nothing else left

wikipedia Tell me about this man's personal life

This will never NOT be funny

i love how whenever something gets popular the underground tormented avant garde bloggers start becoming self conscious of liking it/finding it funny, and it eventually evolves into aggression towards it. doesnt matter what it is. unrelated but i saw someone call isopods cringe today

really good tiktok

spreading cruel gossip with mama

youtube needs to implement some sort of 'do not recommend channel + kill yourself for recommending me this' button

mine-sweeper? is it some sort of a maid game?

I'm folding in on myself. Into myself. I'm caving in. Oh i Am being rolled into a cute little cigarette by God,ok

ever since i was a child ive known that i wanted to, someday, be the mutilated corpse on a nature trail that ruins a hikers week

they just prescribed me gunshot to the head at the urgent care

"You were in my dreams last night" yeah our souls have been clawing through our chests to get to each other since we met but I'm glad you noticed

obsessed with the tone shift here

fuuuuck yeah

Having a really long-term hyperfixation that has since faded is terrifying yes but it's also so embarrassing. Hi I used to think about Scrimblo Splungus 25/7. Yeah, for 2 years straight. Nah, I don't think about them anymore except for with a vague sense of melancholy as I recall how they used to make me feel. Anyways this new one, Blimpkins McGee? I'm gonna think about them forever and the cycle will NOT repeat in 2 years. Trust me guys.

I go to the grocery store, heading straight for the dairy section. Positioning myself in the middle of the milk shelf, I let out one single long, wailing, cheese-curdling scream. Every single carton of fresh dairy product within hearing distance has now been rendered undrinkable. The poor worker whose only task this shift was to keep me out of the store and most importantly away from the dairy at all costs is fired on the spot. I do not linger to bear witness to the grief and destruction I have caused. Knowing that I caused it is enough.

These petty, pointless acts of meaningless evil are the reason that I will not see the kingdom of heaven.