“hi Welcome To Mcdonalds What Can I Get For You?”

the 'having a fun little daydream world as a child' to "i rely so much upon escapism to escape from the monotony of life that days seem to pass too quickly and sometimes i don't feel real" pipeline

idk what mel was still seeing in jayce when she literally had THE cuntiest victorian cat lady informant that dresses like a 1920s underground cabaret blues singer to ever serve like right next to her

Not sure if anyone has done this yet

Spin the wheel and get a dungeon meshi character!!

Tell me who you got in the tags :D

I murdered a rich guy in Red Dead Redemption 2 who slapped his expensive horse across the face after he lost to me in a race. His horse is now my main horse and she gets all the pats and sugar cubes in the world. I’m feeling good about my cowboy life choises.

The best part of being asexual is getting to say something mildly enjoyable is better than sex. Like yeah maybe a triple chocolate layer cake is better than Brenda's lame husband's dick, but it feels like a privilege to go "this slice of tomato is better than sex" and mean it

Do You Think God Stays in Heaven Because He too Lives in Fear of What He's Created

funniest bit in Conclave by far is Cardinal Vincent Benítez, the only normal person in a 5 mile radius, getting up in a room full of Cardinals and going, "you are all petty, mean and a bit weird, and inshallah I shall not return here ever again" and 118 cardinals were like damn, he's right, we can't let him escape

understanding academic concepts got me blushing swinging my legs giggling