What, The Forest-dwelling Entities With Imperfect Human Mimicry Who Insinuate Themselves Into Groups

What, the forest-dwelling entities with imperfect human mimicry who insinuate themselves into groups of hikers? Yeah, we had one of those. Clocked it immediately, of course. Honestly it kind of fell in that so-inept-it's-kind-of-charming range. We just played along until it'd had it's fill of marshmallows and shambled back into the treeline. We might have been violating some kind of killjoy wildlife contact best practices but what the hell, can't plan around every little thing. Why, what happened to you guys

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3 years ago

1st year of traveling together:

Geralt and Jaskier wake up and realize they're cuddling. They move away from each other awkwardly. They don't speak about it.

2nd year:

They wake up cuddling each other and if it's too early, they go back to sleep in the same position. It's not awkward anymore. They still don't talk about it.

3rd year:

They stop getting rooms with two beds, in order to save coin.

4th year:

Jaskier: Do you want to be big spoon or little spoon?

Geralt: Hm. Can I be little spoon?

Jaskier: Yes ♡

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1 year ago

morning fic concept........

Izzy finds a kitten that has snuck aboard the Revenge, during the Kraken era. Knowing Ed is in a Destory All Joy And Love state of mind, he keeps the kitty a secret and looks after it, with the intention of releasing it on shore when next they reach port (if they ever reach port again).

Of course, the rest of the Trauma Crew decide to get involved >:3c

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6 months ago

Vander: I've always liked the name Violet. Silco: *snorts a line* Hey, you know what I like?

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8 months ago

Been alittlewhile but the homo grind never stops ‼️‼️

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3 years ago

okay but jaskier who just spreads WILDLY wrong rumors about witchers. cause few people are going to spread GOOD rumors, and he’s sick of hearing about the negative stuff.

so fine.

he’ll do the work himself AS EVER and just spread wildly left-field NEUTRAL rumors.

meanwhile there’s just a witcher somewhere DEEPLY FUCKING PUZZLED when a smiling innkeep plops down a plate full of walnuts in front of him with a knowing look and goes, “for your traditions” with a wink like he’s got special advanced knowledge and then saunters off anD HEY WHAT THE FUCK

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the witcher jaskier pffft boot like they're all DEEPLY NEUTRAL THERE'S NOTHING BAD ABOUT THEM THEY JUST HAVE TO BE BATSHIT ENOUGH TO BE WORTH SPREADING yes yes witchers actually have to eat blueberries at least twice a week to maintain their mutations yes blueberry muffins will work perfectly fine in fact witchers will work BETTER if you give them plenty of blueberries first fun fact innkeep from jaskier Certified Witcher Expert: witchers are actually able to communicate mind to mind with each other how else would they know who's where to do their jobs effectively? fun fact if you have an especially problematic contract you should give the witcher an extra coin before the contract to put in his left boo it will make him extra fast and able to do his job well gold's even better transfers to their eyes you see that's why they're yellow makes 'em stronger meanwhile nO OTHER WITCHER HAS ANY FUCKING CLUE WHY THE INNKEEP MADE SUCH A FUCKING MASSIVE DEAL OUT OF PROVIDING THEM THREE BLANKETS EXACTLY THREE 'i know you lot do better with all wool but will one cotton be fine?' 'yeah sure will what the fuck are you talking about' 'oh don't worry my liza has a special interest in witchers. she knows all about your traditions. we'll bring up an extra pillow later so it'll be an odd number' witcher: *confused as fuck but hey bonus pillow and nice wool blankets* '...wow so well-educated thank you' witchers putting in requests for jaskier to create rumors about 'hey bard can you spread that all witchers love lemon candies by biology' witcher who HATES lemon candies from across the room: 'DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE'

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3 years ago

This is exactly why I'm only using this hellsite

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3 years ago

Netflix Eskel has a very punchable face.

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9 months ago

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4 years ago

I'm gay

No Cops At Pride Just Tessa Thompson And Her Massive Guns

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5 months ago

Went for a walk in the sunny weather and other?people? Had the audacity to walk outside too? This is my walking spot, find somewhere else?! Even worse I could hear them:(

No gentle waves, birdsong and trees in the wind for me:( just noisy children screaming and scaring away the birds:(:(

I might see the sun today?!!

Like actual sunshine?!?!

Weather forecast you better not be lying

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