I Found A Pun That Works In Both English And Spanish

inspired by @swordlesbianopinions obv

literally where can the zelda franchise go after totk. this is it. we've reached it. the pinnacle of video game entertainment. the whole dev team should just pack their stuff and enjoy a long and comfortable retirement. whoever decides their team has to follow-up on that with the next zelda game should answer for their crimes at the hague. what the fuck. I haven't even beat the game yet but what the fuck.

and how are AAA video game devs everywhere not losing their minds. how the hell did nintendo do any of that? and on that console?? you mean to tell me I can stack 15 differently shaped objects on top of each other and they don't vibrate violently into the skybox?? you mean to tell me the physics engine gladly accepts whatever I throw at it and holds it all together without dropping a frame while running on a machine that was outclassed two generations ago??? this is not witchcraft it's a grandiose demonstration of mastery over every aspect of game development that casts an immense shadow over every other AAA studio. fuck. fuck!!!!

everything about this game is crazy to me. the visuals are crazy. the soudtrack is crazy. the complexity of all systems and how they interact is crazy. the sheer amount of non-repeating content, NPCs, quests, dialogue, puzzles, environment variety - all crazy to me. every time I boot up this game I am humbled by the monumental effort and obvious love that went into every facet of the resulting experience. no cut corners anywhere. mirror-perfect chrome polish.

it's so rare we get something like that, in any field. I'd understand if nintendo never made a zelda game ever again because how do you follow that. god I hope everyone who worked on this game got the fattest check and the sloppiest head. I'm so happy I get to live in shigeru miyamoto's world

Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.

Good news: if you’re currently laying around and not producing anything, you are a credit to your species.

I know that we like to think that after becoming a Selunite, Shadowheart and Isobel would get along super well but BUT I would like to pose the idea that IN FACT their relationship would stay exactly as catty and toxic as it was before as they argue endlessly about who Selune loves more.

Isobel: She channeled her powers through me so that I could protect the Last Light Inn.

Shadowheart: Cool, she gave you a responsibility. She gave ME a blessed, Legendary +3 spear

Isobel: I'm literally dating her daughter

Shadowheart: Who I saved from eternal imprisonment. You're welcome, by the way

Isobel: Alright that's it AYLIN HOLD ME BACK

Lil guy from the new Zelda trailer is replicating my middle school experience

Cis people think trans people have this:

Deadname

Chosen name

But honestly we really have:

Name

Other name

Deadname

Business name

Old nickname only some people have rights to use

Online name

Extra special secret name you don’t get to know, unless… ;)

Senpai says you’re welcome

I see a spider themed outfit and I draw Minthara wearing said outfit