Everyone I Give My Knitting To Carries A Piece Of Me Around With Them

using the bus tracker app is like. oh it's going to be here in three minutes. now it's five minutes. oh the bus has killed itself

It’s not easy being a goth with seasonal allergies

Tumblr isn't giving us back the boops for ides of march so I will do it myself.

Get your boops everyone!!!

I just put these together real quick feel free to use them.

cast iron? yeah thats a pretty common spell to learn

happy yuri night everybody

Chappell Roan’s music truly makes me experience a joy and a self confidence I didn’t know was possible!

It’s as if all the shame and self hatred melts away for a moment, and I’m just overjoyed and filled with pride about my queerness

if you abandon gender hard enough you can unlock the secret state of nirvana where all clothes give you the thrill of crossdressing

oh yes it's that time of year again

mcapriglioneart

If I was a mage in the dungeon meshi universe, I'd figure out how to enchant living paintings and then commission some artists to paint me a bunch of pictures of magnificent feasts. Then I'd rent out a gallery space and charge entry to my Magical Food Hall, where you can eat as much of anything you want and not experience any of the consequences. Think of the possibilities. I'm not just talking about calories and weight loss here. I'd have a painting of a bakery where gluten-free people can gorge themselves on bread and cakes and then leap out of the painting before the vomiting sets in. I'd have an ice cream parlor for the lactose intolerant. One painting is just called "The Allergen Feast" and is a table laden with things like nuts, soy products, shellfish, etc. I'd have a painting of a county fair with the most insane types of fried food imaginable. I'm planning an expansion, but first I gotta consult some religious experts to see if eating imaginary painted food that isn't kosher/halal is technically against the rules or not.