Are you kidding me? Could you be more perfect? ~ Randy #her
(via hardbi, hardbi, dirtymittens)
A naked butler is always welcome among mature ladies.
I was going to joke that you have to remember this for the final, but then I decided it wouldn’t be funny.
out-of-context physics quotes (via oocphysicsquotes)
Stress level : when kim lost her $75k diamond earring