18+ mdni
Me: “fuck, I need his cock”
Him: *is literally just words on tumblr*
Me at 3am clicking “keep reading” on the most jaw dropping, earth shattering, pantie dropping, smutty fic when I have to be up in 3 hours
So real
me bc there’s women out there who can say they fucked drew starkey …………………………………
Spotify Wrapped didn’t have to call me out like this 😭
the song "big boy" belongs to jake sully now ....... sorry sza
MATTHEW SIMMONS MY BABY LOVE
Pairing: Matt Simmons x Fem reader
Description: Matt helps you through one of the most painful migraines in your life
It truly felt as if someone had stuck an ice pick in your head then shot you all in one as the pain grew worse leading you to get sick before laying under the covers in the dark whimpering in pain as you tried to sleep. Matt walks through the front door after coming back from a three week long case in Connecticut but he's confused when you don't come running up to him like you always did whenever he came home especially after a case that took longer, he goes upstairs to find the bedroom door ajar while the room was swallowed in darkness as he hears your cries turning on the lamp to see your form under the covers slowly moving them off only to see you in complete agony as you opened your eyes just enough to squint to see without putting yourself in more pain as tears flowed down your face while putting the covers back over you. He knew immediately that you were having a terrible migraine which you've had throughout most of your life and there had been a few bad ones but not this bad as he grabbed a cold bottled water from the fridge and extra strength Tylenol but not before making you a warm meal, you slowly lean up in the darkness as he walked back in and handed you the plate of chicken, mashed potatoes, and peas enjoying the meal since you hadn't eaten after getting sick before when the migraine began to hit you like a car hitting a brick wall but at different speeds every ten minutes and it was truly unbearable at this point as you laid down after taking the tylenol and sipping on the cold water. You looked at matt after your eyes adjusted back to the dark as he slowly massaged both sides of your temples which helped you relax better and food being on your belly was an added help along with the comforting warmth from the covers, you slowly dozed off as the tylenol slowly took effect and matt still massaging your head until you were finally asleep waking up a few hours later to find matt at the foot of the bed folding laundry before stripping down to his boxers and throwing his clothes in the hamper when he sees you watching him that made a sweet smile form on his face while pressing a kiss to your forehead before laying down and holding you in his arms feeling relieved not to see you in pain like earlier and slowly lulling you back to sleep with the warmth of his body like a cocoon of safety and love while his hand ran along your side even after you were asleep running his fingers through your hair until he was fast asleep with you.
god created men and sent lando norris as an apology.
WHAT THE FUCK I’M DROOLING
I'm in tears 😭😭
i just saw someone on tiktok say the first time neteyam ever asked for something was when he was telling jake he wanted to go home, because he never ever complained and just went along w what his parents wanted because he didn’t want to disappoint them
no like please manhandle me and put me in my place 🙂↔️