Couldn't Wait For Someone Else To Do It

Spotify Wrapped didn’t have to call me out like this 😭

Guess I do have a type

NEED THAT OLD MAN IN THOSE SLUTTY GLASSES

this blog is pro-choice!

if you have a problem with that, please unfollow me, block me, and go fuck yourselves.

*cough* celebratory sex w Lando

But you’re Oscar’s sister 😚😚

this would solve every problem I have OMG. anon, you are such a genius

I'm actually kind of eating it up

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I KINDA LIKE IT GUYSSSS 🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈

Me at 3am clicking “keep reading” on the most jaw dropping, earth shattering, pantie dropping, smutty fic when I have to be up in 3 hours

so fucking real

I have the entire twilight saga and 3 bridgerton books that are untouched but i have read every spencer reid fan fic i can find on here