“Fucking idiots” I mutter to myself while reading (for the millionth time) about two dumbasses clearly in love with each other CONVINCED that their feelings are one sided
jackie saved shauna from the fire but shauna didn't save jackie from the frost. JACKIE SAVED SHAUNA FROM THE FIRE BUT SHAUNA DIDN'T SAVE JACKIE FROM THE FROST.
episode 8
it’s honestly so funny the yellowjackets complain about how crazy and weird lottie is but every time she does something crazy and weird they all immediately join in
hey coach, sorry we cannibalized your team captain. in our defense, her pregnant gf said that's what she wanted and we are running out of meat rations and our developing bodies need nourishment. no, I get that it was absolutely terrifying to witness teenagers devour their former leader who was a symbol for societal expectation so voraciously and with such excitement, but you gotta understand we're hungry and the wilderness slow-roasted her to perfection. also you're probably next. xo.
so i’m halfway through season one of house and so far if wilson isn’t cheating on his wife he’s talking about cheating on his wife and if he isn’t talking about cheating on his wife he’s wishing he could actively be cheating on his wife and if he isn’t doing that he’s conducting psychosexual mind games on house which he thinks is for the greater good of their relationship and during all of this he’s like “i am the most normal man in this hospital”
what do you MEAN they FUCKING MISSED???
I haven't gotten through all of the nightmare time eps so all the characters and relationships aren't mapped out yet. This is across all of the hatchetfield timelines
The funniest thing about season 3 of Bridgerton is the tonal shift between Cressida’s scenes and everyone else’s. Homegirl is fighting for her life in a genuine horror movie while everyone else is flitting about in a rom com.
it’s so funny that ed created the right vibe (bad) that he made the most repressed guy ever invented try to have a “what are we” conversation with him