Queer As In An "identity Is Fluid And Descriptors Can Be Imprecise So I Prefer A More General Term" Sort

every house episode:

house: it’s NOTHING!!! let me sleep and take vicodin

cuddy/wilson: do the case pretty pleaseee

house: ok team do the tests

team: we did the tests

house: all your ideas are stupid put them on the stupid drug and do the illegal treatments

team: ok

team: the PAITIENT IS DYING

house: lol oops

house: (saves patient at last moment using autism magic after causing them, their family, his team, cuddy, and wilson emotional distress)

house: see you all are stupid i am the smartest in the world and i have a motorcycle nananaboonoo

wilson: my wife hates me and i cheat on her

Lesbian Cameron real

House and Wilson as hatsune mikus ‘magnet’. Got paid real money to draw this ❤️

SEASON 3 HAS OFFICIALLY STARTED PRODUCTION

house the millisecond he realizes wilson's heading into a serious relationship with someone besides him

me: house md is my comfort show it makes me so happy

me while watching house:

player in my party:(stabs his short sword into a cultist and drags it up pulls it out of the cultist with a stone heart on the end of it mortal kombat style)

Dm: do you want to throw it at one of the cultist or keep it or give it to someone

Player:give it to someone

Me: can I have it

(He gave it to me and now its in a jar in my inventory)

misty was the one braiding shauna’s hair to keep her distracted from the plan!!

Jimmy is finally taking responsibility