Karma's Real Because House Gets To Be A Bitch To Everyone All The Time And In Return He Has To Get Jesus

I am a comedic genius

jackie saved shauna from the fire but shauna didn't save jackie from the frost. JACKIE SAVED SHAUNA FROM THE FIRE BUT SHAUNA DIDN'T SAVE JACKIE FROM THE FROST.

Today we fought a harpy

Dm:your close to the harpy what do you want to do

Me under its siren like spell:can I climb it

Dm: roll

Me:(rolls a 6)

Dm:you bring it down a little but end up falling

Me: aw I wanted to kiss it have a little make out session

Part:WHAT

"Kamala Harris raised 50+ million dollars after Biden dropped out!" you fools.... that's the money she got from selling Biden to One Direction :(

"love is what makes us human" actually it's 'select all images with boat' but go off I guess

i think people forget that cuddy has funny lines in almost every scene she's in because of how straight-faced she is. but she really does. and she says all of this in five minutes of the show (s4e12)

instead of words there is squiggles

Having an eldritch horror god tell your crush to shoot you has got to be in the top ten worst ways to find out your crush likes you back.

“Inserts himself? Inserts himself where?” was hilarious, yes, but I have seen no appreciation for Colin blurting out “you would already be dead” while Penelope is having a breakdown