I watch House for the plot (Cuddy)
my favourite thing about Lottie and Van staring at Shaunahat in confusion is that it's very clear it's not surprise it's legitimate "what the fuck" it's "omg the literal worst most unholy possible combination of gays has happened right under our noses and we didn't even notice what the fuck are these dykes gonna do to us" cause like Van was in the closet like why would she be that puzzled at someone else in a soccer team would also have been in the closet no no Van was thinking "oh shit not these two"
watching 2x09 right now and. does everyone just assume wilson is house's sugar daddy?? because seriously wilson just. pays for house's everything no questions asked. dude is a freak. like ooooh my boy best friend needs something?? let me just roll my eyes. so needy. here babygirl i'll pay for it. there is something deeply wrong with him.
if house was a drag queen his name could be ms.diagnosis
youre laughing. max jagerman is going to be playing professor hidgens in the new tgwdlm and youre laughing
lottie i think we have a new prophet
misty: crystal died of natural causes.
mari: you pushed her off a cliff.
misty: gravity is a natural cause!
I saw some people asking why Grace had such a well-laid plan for Max within literally a day of deciding he's her worst enemy and I would love to invite you all to sit with me and imagine Grace Chastity laying on top of her perfectly pressed sheets and immaculate bed in full school clothes, entirely still like a fucking vampire in a coffin, spending 10 straight hours doing nothing but planning the downfall of Maxwell Jägerman. Bonus plans include one lethal and one non-lethal
Deadpool when: