Hey So Apparently The Trump Administration Is Trying To Include Natives In His Unconstitutional Birthright

liking someone platonically is so embarrassing like. yeah i admire you. yeah i think about you all the time. yeah i look forward to every time i see you even if it's only for a minute. yeah it's all platonic and yeah i couldn't explain this because it'd sound romantic. fucking hell

i love that during doomcoming everyone is freaking the fuck out, doing rituals, having orgies, and hunting people like animals and then Nat is just there like “my hand is wavy hehehe”🤪

teenager lottie had it so rough imagine you're face to face with your crush and you have a cute little moment where she compliments you and she's so authentic and true and then she compliments your pilgrim hat like lotties blink of astonishment is so real what would you DO

Having an eldritch horror god tell your crush to shoot you has got to be in the top ten worst ways to find out your crush likes you back.

Me: *flirts jokingly*

They: *flirts seriously*

Me:

you KNOW the rest of the team is regretting not saving jackie when they could bc now the tasmanian devil and her little muppet hat gf are wreaking havoc everywhere they go 😭

Max “I am expecting you to betray me.” In Dirty Girl then Grace literally hooking up with him to banish him oh I’m laughing so hard

How to survive in the Yellowjackets universe:

-Don’t be a symbol of innocence or civilization

-Don’t be a man

-Don’t find renewed purpose and direction in life

-Don’t be an extra with dark hair that randomly appears halfway through the series

The bisexual to aroace pipeline is pretty much having the right idea and coming to the wrong conclusion. Yeah buddy you're not straight and you're also not gay. No not like that though, the other way around