Is This Anything?

Wade said "is somebody gonna match my freak?" and Logan made it his personal mission to match that man's fucking freak.

(this can literally work either way)

Today we fought a harpy

Dm:your close to the harpy what do you want to do

Me under its siren like spell:can I climb it

Dm: roll

Me:(rolls a 6)

Dm:you bring it down a little but end up falling

Me: aw I wanted to kiss it have a little make out session

Part:WHAT

Maybe nobody talks about it because its TOO obvious, or maybe not obvious enough. But I cant get over how Max Jaegerman has a genuine crush on Grace Chastity, to the point where he laughs at her jokes, tries to flatter her, and gets all pissed at his bros for calling her a nerd. And she ironically only likes him for his body.

They're both so awful, a beautiful match made in hell.

Melissa: Sorry I’m late! I was… doing things…

Ted: [bursting into the room looking disheveled] SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!!!

the chicken bet episode in house is so funny because why were ppth's head of oncology and head of diagnostic medicine just sneaking around a hospital with two chickens??? and how did they manage to hide them from security for so long????

In one of my dnd sessions one of the players was trying to figure out how to read a compass and rolled a nat 1 so he forgot what a compass was even tho he made it and dropped it and broke it

I think I'm funny

JYUSHIKO REDRAW!! ⬇️⬇️

I wanted to make her more gyaru?? But tbf I don’t know much about it and didn’t reference so I hope it’s okay