just started watching house and I thought yall were exaggerating but no. every episode is just like three wrong diagnoses that almost kill the patient and then house is like "he has underwater skunk herpes" and they give the guy a new butthole and he's cured. and then house chugs vicodin while talking about wanting to rail wilson.
“SHAUNA WHERE’S JACKIE’S EAR ???”
Shauna:
Maybe nobody talks about it because its TOO obvious, or maybe not obvious enough. But I cant get over how Max Jaegerman has a genuine crush on Grace Chastity, to the point where he laughs at her jokes, tries to flatter her, and gets all pissed at his bros for calling her a nerd. And she ironically only likes him for his body.
They're both so awful, a beautiful match made in hell.
Why isn't the house md fandom on tumblr more obsessed with thirteen. She's slowly dying of a fatal genetic disease. She did body shots off a stripper in front of her boyfriend. She took her boss to a lesbian bar because his best friend said he was sad. She went to jail for euthanizing her own brother. She's one of the only people who genuinely enjoys being around house. She's even bisexual!
LMAOOO i tried to post the car fight from deadpool 3 on youtube with casual playing in the background and it immediately got copyrighted. marvel your homophobic side is showing /j
anyways here it is cause i'm not a pussy
blue: tgwdlm green: black friday red: npmd purple: nightmare time
Completed hatchetfield web
Everything you need to know about this show in one scene
if house was a drag queen his name could be ms.diagnosis
Can’t not post this moment (you couldn’t find two people less straight)