watching people trying to argue morality over characters from YELLOWJACKETS is so exhausting PICK your favourite cannibal and BE QUIET
Why isn't the house md fandom on tumblr more obsessed with thirteen. She's slowly dying of a fatal genetic disease. She did body shots off a stripper in front of her boyfriend. She took her boss to a lesbian bar because his best friend said he was sad. She went to jail for euthanizing her own brother. She's one of the only people who genuinely enjoys being around house. She's even bisexual!
tv shows (in particular sitcoms. i'm thinking about sitcoms) are really missing out on the comedic potential of an aroallo character in a sitcom. everyone's thinking about the comedic potential of awkward romance, but i'm thinking about the comedic potential of desperately trying to avoid romance. climbing out of windows to avoid family asking about a romantic partner. mission impossible-style escape following a one-night stand. spraying people with water from a spray bottle if they engage in pda. holding an anti-valentines day. hiding in impossible places to avoid someone who has expressed romantic feelings for them. two aroallos in a fwb relationship making exaggerated looks of disgust when someone implies they're dating. marriage for tax benefits. sitcoms are really limiting their true comedic potential by not including aroallo characters
Max “I am expecting you to betray me.” In Dirty Girl then Grace literally hooking up with him to banish him oh I’m laughing so hard
Detective Shapiro had to come from Chicago because any cop who actually comes from Hatchetfield would have believed Grace literally instantly when she tried to frame the entire city of Clivesdale for her murders.
1 week with no new yellowjackets episode and this is what the subreddit is talking about LOL
Assuming that an Aroallo person is Ace is the aspec equivalent to saying "So you're gay, right?" to a Bisexual.