Nothing More Romantic Than Getting It On With Your Girl While Watching A Movie About Santa Falling In

Wade said "is somebody gonna match my freak?" and Logan made it his personal mission to match that man's fucking freak.

(this can literally work either way)

liking someone platonically is so embarrassing like. yeah i admire you. yeah i think about you all the time. yeah i look forward to every time i see you even if it's only for a minute. yeah it's all platonic and yeah i couldn't explain this because it'd sound romantic. fucking hell

Melissa: Sorry I’m late! I was… doing things…

Ted: [bursting into the room looking disheveled] SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!!!

me: house md is my comfort show it makes me so happy

me while watching house:

i hope this hurts

“SHAUNA WHERE’S JACKIE’S EAR ???”

Shauna:

i watched I Saw The TV Glow last night. man, can you imagine if your favorite supernatural tv show's last episode had all the main characters suddenly dying before being abruptly canceled, never getting another season? anyway i'm gonna go watch some mbav.

HOUSE M.D. • 2.18 “Sleeping Dogs Lie”

Linda turns her back on Gerald for one second whilst they are shopping in the mall and when she turns back Cinnabon is gone. The entire store is just missing. There are bite marks everywhere.