There's No Way This Isn't AI 😂😂

Girlies.. life is good rn 😊🥵🥵

Context- Just talking about what we're looking for in the bedroom.. 😌

Edit:

THIS ENDED ME

Life Update:

If anyone's interested in my bumble escapades... I'm talking to this Canadian guy (parents moved to England when he was younger) and he's promisinggg....

He's planning us a fun date in the city in summer, day drinking, bar hopping, kissing, dancing - all so up my alleyyy

He's a joiner, so good job CHECK. Could build us a house CHECK.

He's taking the initiative to plan us something AND is very openly flirty in a non-sexual way, just teasing. (Bc there's nothing worse to me than a man you don't know being really vile with you like WOAH chill where's the build up bud, it's giving desperate).

Soft dom vibe CHECK. Love me a man who can take care of me

I'm so exciteddddd. Since the weather is still unpredictable in North England, we may just have a bad early 2000s horror movie binging sesh - or maybe a Tarantino sesh who knows...

AlsoOoooo he's 6'0 CHECK

Very lean and muscular CCCHHECCKKK

Has a nice smattering of chest hair, not too hairy CHECK

Has a full head of thick brunette hair DAMN

and a lovely thick well groomed beard which I'm not actually super used to but he's handsome so it's fine 😂 we have to compromise sometimes

And he also hikes and goes camping, super manly fuccckkkkk

I'm TINGLING with excitement 🥰🥵

Seeing him in this outfit with this hair, my brain is screaming

Push me up against the wall 🥵

I’m manifesting that the trailer for Caught Stealing comes out soon.

If anything, my coochie is scared 🙃

My coochie be like:

I'm absolutely TREMBLING

....in fear ;_;

“Oh my god, he’s so scary,” I say as I kick my feet up in the air and giggle like an idiot.

On another not, I could sit and talk to this man for hours... not even talk, just listen to him and occasionally nod and mhmm at him 😆 because

his voice is so damn relaxing

I need an "Austin Butler reads Lord of the Rings to you whilst you sleep" kinda video 😅

Candles, whispering, under the sheets, skin to skin, resting on his arm whilst he pets you, as he reads some epic fantasy 🥰

More of Austin talking about that scene with Tom Hardy in The Bikeriders:

“He got closer and closer until he was in that range that in day to day life you don’t feel that level of intimacy, to where you don’t know if somebody’s gonna headbutt you or they’re gonna kiss you”

Me tonight no doubt 😂

The Caught Stealing trailer drop is so close,

I can taste it...

I love that she's an EMT... me, a nurse, WAITING on these fanfics like hellooo, gimme Austin lusting after a health care worker thankyoooou haha

It's staring at me ;_;

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More of this

Sexy

Soft

Sophisticated

look plzzzz and thankyooo

Am I the only one who is anxious? Surely YSL and Breitling should send him again, together with the 2 movies coming up...

For now, this will need to make do...

This has everything- the booty, the 2 eyes closed wink, the strut, the slutty waist... I can't... I just can't... please, allow me the small death

His cheeky smile,

The way his tongue pops out slightly when you're lazily laughing about smth dumb,

His plump rosy cheeks,

His soft chin,

How his lips form a lil M,

How his eye crinkles,

His gummy smile,

His perfect bunny teeth,

His goofy lil boyish laugh,

His light, barely-visible, soft tache,

His sleepy voice and cali accent... uhhh....

It’s his laugh, the way he scrunches his nose, his beautiful teeth, his lips, his eyes, his voice, it’s EVERYTHING 😭😩

Genuinely what I sound like trying to write fanfiction pahahha