This Exactly !! But Dare I Say.. Better Than Shakespeare ? 😳

Life Update:

If anyone's interested in my bumble escapades... I'm talking to this Canadian guy (parents moved to England when he was younger) and he's promisinggg....

He's planning us a fun date in the city in summer, day drinking, bar hopping, kissing, dancing - all so up my alleyyy

He's a joiner, so good job CHECK. Could build us a house CHECK.

He's taking the initiative to plan us something AND is very openly flirty in a non-sexual way, just teasing. (Bc there's nothing worse to me than a man you don't know being really vile with you like WOAH chill where's the build up bud, it's giving desperate).

Soft dom vibe CHECK. Love me a man who can take care of me

I'm so exciteddddd. Since the weather is still unpredictable in North England, we may just have a bad early 2000s horror movie binging sesh - or maybe a Tarantino sesh who knows...

AlsoOoooo he's 6'0 CHECK

Very lean and muscular CCCHHECCKKK

Has a nice smattering of chest hair, not too hairy CHECK

Has a full head of thick brunette hair DAMN

and a lovely thick well groomed beard which I'm not actually super used to but he's handsome so it's fine 😂 we have to compromise sometimes

And he also hikes and goes camping, super manly fuccckkkkk

I'm TINGLING with excitement 🥰🥵

And BOY was he written sO WELL for us 🥵

Good Morning Austin Girls!

Theme 921: written by a woman for women

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Hands Alert ⚠️

This gif gets it's own post because...

Well I'll be outright like I always am,

Those strong veined hands and long lean fingers have me fantasizing about him touching, stroking, rubbing, teasing, sinking, pinching, caressing, spanking, holding, squeezing, slapping, pushing, thrusting, thrumming, choking, dragging, grabbing, pulsing, prodding, restraining, vibrating, convulsing, undulating, every part of me 🥰

And that's just what his HANDS could do... 😩😮‍💨

I need Austin Butler's end dialogue from Sharpay's Fabulous Adventure as my alarm clock and daily motivation mantra plzplzplz 🥰

Also SORRY TO RE-TRAUMATIZE EVERYONE WITH THE COUSIN KISS IDK HOW TO CUT IT OUT 💀💀💀

Me acting as if this is NSFW hiding this in my lap as I scroll 😂

🎀 All time favorites 🎀

Borrowed these from @austinbutlerslovers I'm genuinely being dragged to hell by this man, the absolute DEATH GRIP he has on me 😵‍💫

Naughty naughty naughty Austin

It's amazing to see such a full range of emotions in a clip of 7 seconds

This shirt...

This hair...

Those arms...

Those lips...

I want him to do anything and everything to my body... plz, thankyou, praise be 🙏🏻

On another note, how we all feelin about the new pope? Genuinely my first instinct was is he hot? Me asking my colleagues after they told me he's American "How old is he?" 😂

Personally, Austin is my saviour... but there's always room for more young, hot, American boys in my prayers AMEN TO THAT. I'm a whore, sorry about it :')

I just need to be patient until May, 16

Honestly, this has me thinking that he doesn't shave (atleast completely)... which is such a turn on 🥵

Love me a hairy man UGH

Glimpse of a happy trail

@f3ytal

This is the funniest shit I've ever read WHAT