Sammy And Her Funny Son

Feed the void within you with cheap treats and discount cake!

easter candy was on sale so i bought 144 reeses eggs & that’s something you should know about me

When calculating years, especially by dividing large numbers of hours, does anybody else divide by 365.25 instead of 365 to account for leap years automatically?

Or am I just being dumb/extra. I can't actually tell anymore.

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The Four Horsemen of Pattern Recognition:

listened to Bohemian Rhapsody today… i’m so very sorry

“Those poor boys”

“She deserves to be punished too.”

“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

“She put herself in harm’s way”

“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

“She ruined their lives.”

it was not on wheat...

"Ain't that a dock of the cock" might work better?

I have seen... Many things.

So many.

aint that just a suck in the dick

thank God for rough localization back in the day because Varia Suit as a name fucks way harder than Barrier Suit

It's also just a weird as hell take? They are literally saying "oh, more people might play our game, and some might play it longer... We don't actually want that money, thank you-"

Like, what? Isn't 𝑷𝒓𝒐𝒇𝒊𝒕 the thing all these big groups want???

"we can't include {xyz accessibility feature} in our singleplayer/coop game because it would make the game too easy for abled people!" counterpoint:

i will kill you

it will hurt the whole time you are dying