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Today I woke up to what I can only describe as cricket sex.

Stealthy, beepy, hidden in an awkward gap between wall and furniture, and sounding like an electronic alarm failing.

“Autism doesn’t cause low empathy! In fact we’re all just hyperempathetic we’re not bad peo-“

SHUT UP. SHUT UP. SHUT UP.

There’s a few things going on with this statement.

1. Assuming that low empathy makes someone a bad person. It does not. Actions are what matter, not empathy levels.

2. Demonizing autistic people whose low/no empathy they attribute to their autism. Autism fundamentally impacts the way you interact with the world, others, and yourself. That includes empathy.

Anyway I love you people with low/no empathy this is a safe space for you <3

Signed,

A very pissed off autistic person with fluctuating empathy levels

Rb if you were/are a gifted kid I wanna see how many of us ended up here

Sometimes toads appear around the house, especially in the evening or at night. The dogs are scared of them, the cats just think they are rocks apparently, and the chickens will devour any they can catch, but sometimes we find them first and get a picture of them.

This one is a bit smaller than a baseball, and vanished just a few seconds after this picture.

cute toady boyo

Ah yes, the bowlcake.

not a dream

years ago, my mom bought me a dipping crepe maker and I'm happy to announce that it doesn't work

I just tried to use it for the first time (read the manual, watched a few videos, measured everything) and tried to make Easter pancakes and the batter wouldn't stick to the pan but started cooking in the dipping bowl

so to save the batter I tried to make a regular pancake and mixed the whole batter together and it turned into an interesting mass

I managed to make a pancake

one singular pancake

like 3kg heavy pancake

it fed 5 people

it was great, it tasted really good

not to brag but I feel pretty bad right now. in reality, things in my life are going completely fine, but I have developed the power to feel bad regardless of my circumstances. I have a powerful mind, and it allows me to do this

Sounds like a skill issue, but whatever.

samus says "don't forget to stretch!"