Has anybody else posted these in full yet? No? Gotta do everything around here
Courtesy of Alex Hirsch himself:
Bill Cipher from Gravity Falls
As an autistic person who has trouble understanding social cues and tones I would be terrified to be bill’s friend 
He'd be hell even for neurotypicals to decipher. No matter how he's feeling, any time you look at him he's like,
Imagine you've lived your whole life riding by on the ability to effortlessly guess how everyone's feeling based on their facial expression. Then you meet a guy who's a sentient 👁️ emoji. But the face never changes. What do you do with that. What the fuck do you do with that. He's just,
Interpret his mood wrong and you die.
Edit: you don't get to interact with this post unless you understand the joke isn't "he's autism-friendly because he doesn't expect you to guess his mood from ambiguous signals like facial expressions" but rather "he's EVEN WORSE than normal people because he DOES expects you to guess his mood but he gives you ZERO SIGNALS TO WORK WITH." What about "interpret his mood wrong and you die" makes you think he's not making unreasonable demands. This is the opposite of a reassuring "your blorbo would understand and accommodate you" post.
hey! for todays protest, i made this little zine about palestine (holding just simple and basic information).
no credit is needed. feel free to leave it around bars, protests, or wherever. simply print it (borderless) and fold it. here is a tutorial on how to do it.
dont stay silent. there is a genocide of horrendous, atrocious proportions going on. also if you are a zionist here to argue with me, i dont plan to entertain you at all, not on my art blog. fuck off, you'll be swiftly blocked. i see enough of you clowns on my main and i have no energy for you. you can skip the death threats too bc i dont give a shit.
(i'm off to get ready for a surgery now, i just wanted to post it before this. if you need anything, i might take a bit to reply)
The Bill Cipher Demontial Fearamid is maybe the biggest, coolest piece of Gravity Falls merch in history! Designed by Kyri45 and developed in collaboration with Alex Hirsch, this 8" tall pyramind-twister features specially made charms of Pine Trees, Shooting Stars and every's favourite piggy, free-roaming inside each of his giant translucent layers.
This is limited to 2500 pieces and will have earlybird tiers for the first 48 hours! Meaning that loyal supporters will have the opportunity to get the toy for cheaper AS WELL AS a freebie which will be announced later.
Bad Egg only have 750 slot for earlybirds as well as an extra 250 where you can receive your toy signed by Alex Hirsch himself!
The earlybird tier will be $180 for the plain toy.
The signed earlybird tier will be $225.
Regular price toy is $225 following the end of the early bird period.
There's more merch planned too, all themed about Bill Cipher and his terrible powers. Expect jewellery, a NEW colour variation of the Bill Cipher ITA bag and more!
Don't forget to buy what's left of last year's Gravity Falls collection HERE
And follow Studio Bad Egg on Instagram HERE