Autism Acceptance Month: Autistic Headcanons
↳ Lydia Deetz (Beetlejuice)
“Well, I read through that Handbook for the Recently Deceased. It says live people ignore the strange and unusual. I myself am strange and unusual.”
whenever i go to the grocery store i try to always line up at the goth girl cashier's counter. don't let this minimum wage job ruin your sparkle queen
I walked past a goth shop today and it looked really cool so here's a drawing about a goth shop :-)
i think as a fandom we do not give anathema enough credit. first off. - my girl has a PhD at nineteen
- that's right, it's Dr. Anathema Device
- she carries a foot-long knife on her at all times
- her bike is called Phaeton. a phaeton is a type of carriage. it has two horses and an open roof
- her first word was nice, her second was accurate. her first sentence was this:
I tell ye thif, and I charge ye with my wordes. Four shalle ryde, and Four shalle alfo ryde, and Three sharl ryde the Skye as twixt, and Wonne shal ryde in flames; and theyr shall be no stopping themme: not fish, nor rayne, nor rode, neither Deville nor Angel. And ye shalle be theyr alfo, Anathema.
- she spells like it's the 1600s
- she looks 'vivacious' idek abt that one
- she drew on the title page of the Book. she DREW in THE NICE AND ACCURATE PROPHECIES OF AGNES NUTTER.
- I can't do better than the actual quote for this one:
"Other members of the family had said that Agnes made things obscure to conceal them from the understanding of outsiders; Anathema, who suspected she could occasionally think like Agnes, had privately decided that it was because Agnes was a bloody-minded old bitch with a mean sense of humor."
- she's an actual witch
- she's nineteen? like my girl is doing all that at NINETEEN.
- when she loses The Book she methodically looks for it, then chaotically looks for it, then melodramatically falls to her knees and bemoans the situation then looks around because DRAMATIC STRUCTURE dictates The Book should be there
Thanks for coming to my ted talk, Yours, an anathema fan.
a milestone
Carrie Fisher hiding in the trash cans on the backlot of the Star Wars set, 1976.
Carrie Fisher inside a trash can while doing promotion for The Empire Strikes Back, 1980.
goth fashion is a parody of old money. the sooner you understand this the sooner you can unlock the full potential of your inner darkness. also stop buying from shein.
🕒ℹ️♈️📧 🕒🅾️♑️🆖 🅰️♑️🌛 🅿️®️🅾️💲🅿️📧Last year I was a mummy. This year I'm a mommy mummy. I'm raising a child and going to a four-year college, all on my own.28 yearsthey/them/theirs dey/deren/denen Autism and ADHD, dyslexia and discalculiaAgender, Asexual, Aromantic(please give me more things with A to collect!) I love salt'n' vinegar chips, sour gummybears, pepermint ice cream and mountain dewBob's Burgers, the Simpsons, Halloween, and the Golden GirlsOne blog of many
63 posts