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okay so it’s character time again

today’s characters are neon and maro, a pair of nonbinary badass npcs in the campaign that i finally started running today.

this is neon. they’re a nymph, dress in all black, can be found in the bar chatting with their friend. they’re an aromantic lesbian who takes no shit and is just generally too cool for everyone. also they wear platform boots that make them like six and a half feet tall, which is only three inches taller than their natural height. sometimes, they can be seen riding around the city on a motorcycle or in the alley having a smoke.

this is maro. they’re neon’s best friend, almost always together, naturally just over six feet tall. maro is a dryad, but their tree is burnt down. they wear all red, also ride a motorcycle, and smoke more than neon does. they’re an ace lesbian of few words and no bullshit. if they like you, they’ll say. if they want you gone, they will tell you to go away. they’re that kinda person.

well, i know what i’m doing from now on.

Use a Dreidel as a D4 to flex on the goyim

But...but we are goyim...

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Hmmmmm not really

If i do they're mostly pjo

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from today’s session

my party found medusa, helped out perseus without killing her, and bought her an absolutely massive puppy.

perseus is happy because he found a work-around and is not dead. (when polydectes asked for the head of the gorgon he didn’t say it had to be detached.)

medusa is happy to have a companion and some cool new friends.

my players of course instantly asked for the dog’s name and i panicked and so now medusa has a very large and fluffy bear-like dog named chobani.

a run down of all the dnd characters i’ve played over the past few years. leonard was my first and holds a special place in my heart. agni was an npc in a campaign i dm’ed, and i plan to use him again. ben is who i’m currently playing, he’s a sweetheart. shoutout to our amazing dm, @faerplay

why are most of them men, you ask? because dysphoria sucks

a little bit on oliver

because i’m thinking of him now, y’all get to know about my bastard of a character.

so, i made him with no class in mind, he ended up as a bard because he seemed the type.

he is a bard only because he would not be any other class,

fighter, monk, or barbarian? not too keen on fighting, really warlock, paladin, or cleric? bold of you to assume this man has anything but scorn for the gods druid? no respect for nature ranger? he’s not a coward wizard? not a nerd rogue? see ranger sorcerer? maybe but he’s just not the type

so this mans, this bastard, he’s a bard. he’s a bard with the noble background.

now, a lot of folks would ask “hey, pidge, what’s this dude’s backstory? there’s gotta be something juicy in there, right?”

well, usually they’d be right.

not with oliver.

no, his backstory is that he was born into a really rich family, was the only child and got spoiled beyond belief, spent much of his young adulthood drinking and smoking and sleeping with pretty much anyone he deemed beautiful enough. the biggest tragedy of his life was when his body started failing and he started replacing bits and pieces. eventually he decided to just go full skeleton because he was being held together by magic anyway and wanted to show the world how clever he was to evade death.

but pidge, hasn’t he ever been in love? what about his parents? surely he has some sort of depth!

nope. he hasn’t really been in love (i don’t think, i’m giving him a little extra something for this next campaign because my character secret for the last one was revealed at the end) and he wasn’t too distraught when his parents passed because he’s a bastard who cares only about himself. he doesn’t have any real compassion for others, he only helps out of boredom, and is a terrible narcissist. he has one personality trait and that is bastard.

if you wanna know more about my bastard rat man, or any other character i’ve made, please shoot me an ask or a message. i love talking about my idiot children.

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