Shigaraki, Perilously Trying To Tell You That An Enemy’s Quirk Turned Him Into A Cat.

Shigaraki, perilously trying to tell you that an enemy’s quirk turned him into a cat.

You, too busy making up silly songs about the new cat you just found.

Spinner: “Where’s Shigaraki?”

You: “I dunno, but check out this cat.”

You, holding up Shigakitty.

You: “I’m calling him lil Stinky.”

You, petting Shigakitty on your lap.

Spinner: “I’m getting a little worried about how long Shigaraki’s been missing.”

Dabi: “He’s probably out pissing around some arcade. Who cares? Maybe I’ll step up and finally give this group a competent leader.”

Shigakitty, walking over to Dabi and swatting him on the head.

Dabi: “Ow-.”

Dabi, spraying him with water: “Bad lil Stinky.”

You, trying to feed him.

You: “This is premium canned tuna.”

Shigakitty, swatting it away.

You: “Hmm… maybe you prefer chicken instead?”

You turn around to get a different can and turn back seeing Shigakitty with a bag of Doritos in his mouth.

You: “Oh.”

Mr. Compress, walking into the room: “I just saw the most peculiar thing.”

You: “What?”

Mr. Compress: “I swear I saw lil Stinky trying to play on Shigaraki’s Nintendo Switch.”

Shigakitty, desperately trying to start Animal Crossing.

Twice and Toga, trying to teach Shigakitty to play fetch.

Shigakitty, sitting in place as toy mice fly by him, glaring.

Twice: “I don’t think he likes this.”

Toga: “Let’s try something else.”

Twice, opening up a bag of catnip.

You, walking in: “How’s lil Stinky doing?”

Shigakitty, rolling around on the floor, high as fuck.

You: “Wait until you meet our leader Shigaraki. I hope he lets me keep you. I think he might. It may be surprising, but he can actually be kind of sweet sometimes.”

Shigakitty purrs and curls up next to you and you both go to sleep.

The quirk wears off during the night.

You wake up, see Shigaraki in your bed, and scream.

Shigaraki sits up and sees he’s back to normal.

You: “Why are you in my bed?? Where’s my cat?!”

Shigaraki: “That was ME.”

You, gasping and poking his face: “Lil Stinky?”

Shigaraki: “Stop calling me that.”

You: “Sorry.”

Shigaraki: “So… You think I’m sweet?”

You, freezing: “I don’t recall.”

The league did not stop calling him lil Stinky for several weeks.

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6 months ago
Dabi

dabi

7 months ago

General Boyfriend headcanons for Dabi? Both sfw and NSFW? Sorry if you already asked something like this before!!

my husband

he can be kind of bipolar in how he acts with you - one day he's barely acknowledging you and the next he's clingy and loving

he gets better about this over time, but the start of your relationship is always going to be rocky. he's very much set in his lonely ways, and all he cares about is his own revenge, so you coming along kind of messed that up

the start of your relationship would be through tons of sexual tension, where you're probably openly into him and he's being stubborn

I really doubt he has much sexual experience, he might not be a virgin but if he has had sex before you it was only once or twice. he really doesn't like bothering with people

but there's something about you that makes him feel like he needs to fuck you, and he needs to own your body as a whole

so his attraction towards you starts as purely physical, but eventually moves to you as a person as he gets to know you better and sees how well the two of you work together

he is possessive and jealous. he doesn't like to admit it, but he doesn't like your attention on other people, and he isn't afraid to kill someone for being too flirty with you

he almost always is touching you, be it in a perverted way or just lazily resting his hand on your body somewhere

dabi would never lie about loving you, and it's very serious to him to say so. so he makes sure not to say it until he is sure

he is fully okay with you doing whatever you want to his body. it's yours after all

but you could decide you want to redo his staples yourself, or give him a new piercing, whatever you want and it's fine

pet names were rare when you first got together, the best you'd get was a condescending sweetheart from him, but over time he now calls you baby and occasionally doll

if he's living alone, he always has the ac down to like 50. his fire makes his body run hot, but his ice resistance makes him not feel cool unless it's actually freezing

he's such a whore sometimes, he totally dry humps you if you bend over while in public or smacks ur ass

he teases you constantly, about almost everything. he's kind of a bully honestly

you used a little too much salt in your food? he's pretending he's dying of dehydration. you mis speak somehow? he's bringing it up for the next 2 weeks. Your underwear is peaking above your pants? suddenly they're up your ass and he's teasing you about what panties your wearing. he's mean

most of your time with him is very casual, not a lot of dates, just hanging out together. watching TV, on your phones, maybe little home activities if you have hobbies.

when you do go on dates, dabi loves star gazing. he's actually secretly a nerd, and he was super into astronomy as a kid. not all of that information has stayed with him, but he does still remember little facts and his interest is still there

he does steal you food a lot. whether he walks into a store and grabs whatever he wants then leaves, or he walks into restaurants and steals the doordash orders, he keeps you well fed. you'll have to cook though, he's not great at it

he does get panic attacks every once In a while, and at first he tried to keep you away during these, even going as far to scream at you and tell you to fuck off before giving you a half assed apology the next day

but now, he openly searches for you if you're not right there, and tells you outright that he needs you. he let's you hold him close, and he listens carefully to all the sweet words you tell him, and he calms down much quicker now. you are his safe space

most of his kisses are random, and fairly rough. he likes heavy make out sessions where your bodies are pressed as closely together as possible

he covers you in hickies a lot. it goes with his possessiveness.

he really likes smoking either with you or just with you there if you don't smoke. be it just cigs or weed, he likes the vibe of smoking with your s/o

hes pretty good at drawing, though he is a bit out of practice. but something about you makes him want to draw more. so expect to find tons of little doodles of yourself scattered around

he likes showering together- he doesn't like showering in itself really because the water doesn't feel great on his scars, but you're so gentle with him while you wash him that it's nice

he hates when youre gentle with him any other time though. he doesn't want to feel babied or like you think he's weak. he would rather you rip out his staples one by one than baby him for his injuries

he's really bad at texting. to be fair he really isn't on his phone a lot, but that means that if you're away doing something you might not hear from him at all. it's not that he doesn't miss you, it's just not the same texting

calling is slightly better, but he does feel kind of weird on calls unless you do it often

it's very often that he acts like you're being dorky or embarassing or just unfunny, but he'll be giggling to himself thinking about your lame jokes later

I feel like he could at least somewhat play a couple instruments. when he was younger he was probably learning violin or piano but wasn't super interested, but as he got older he took interest in guitar. he's not great, but he can play a few songs

nsfw

in most every way he's very rough with you. even if you're upset and looking for more sentimental sex he struggles

mainly because he wants to be able to fuck you without all the emotions tied to it, he is very nervous about being vulnerable

sex with him usually entails a lot of teasing, rough manhandling, degrading, all that kind of stuff

he loves throwing you on the bed and forcing your legs open or your ass in the air

he obviously wouldn't keep going if you said to stop, but he loves free use

even if he was the one who was clearly horny and you weren't really, he'll still be sitting there calling you a dirty slut, so desperate for his cock, practically begging to be fucked

he would love teasing both holes if you're afab, being in your cunt while at least his thumb is in your asshole

if your amab, expect your tip (and only the tip) being pumped as he fucks you, trying to make it so sensitive you can barely handle it

he loves overstimulating you, making you try and push him off only to keep moaning and begging for more

his favorite position is probably a relaxed doggy? idk the name but basically ur almost fully on ur stomach but your ass is still elevated

he will burn his hand or his name into your skin. he makes spankings burn more by heating up his hands

he is definitely a sadist, but he is also a masochist

he loves when you hurt him back, he likes a fight even though you're unlikely to win

(he does have a subby side that you discover later in the relationship, but you would literally have to tie him up and make him take your dick/strap before he admits he wants it)

he is open to fucking you in public, he kind of likes the idea of other people seeing you get fucked so good by him but not being able to even touch you. he definitely considers doing this in front of people who flirt with you - just bending you over right there and slamming his dick in you

he thinks it's fun to make you think you're done, like he just came deep in you and got up and you're still catching your breath so you don't even notice him position himself behind you until his dick is in your stomach again

he thinks it's so fun to have you screaming his name while the whole league is around, even though literally no one cares

he puts hickies in places where you can easily forget about them, like the back of your neck, so you get used to hearing someone walk by you and be like God damn because you didn't know you needed to cover that up

7 months ago

May I ask for a silly text scenario thingie with Dabi of hearing his s/o in the shower listening to Austin Mahone. (Reader thought they were home alone to indulge in a nostalgic guilty pleasure :'^) )

Thanks yours!! 💕💕

May I Ask For A Silly Text Scenario Thingie With Dabi Of Hearing His S/o In The Shower Listening To Austin
May I Ask For A Silly Text Scenario Thingie With Dabi Of Hearing His S/o In The Shower Listening To Austin
6 months ago
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1 month ago

Hawks fics

Hawks Boyfriend headcanons

twitter pated- part 1 / Part 2/ Part 3 / part 4/ part 5

5 months ago
This. It Hurts Seeing Abuse Victims In Fiction Not Get Any Justice At All, So Just Stop It

this. it hurts seeing abuse victims in fiction not get any justice at all, so just stop it

5 months ago

the worst thing about the mha ending was that it was so bad, I found myself agreeing with some of the most insufferable,annoying garbage fans within the fandom (cough* villain stans *cough)

6 months ago

Baepsae

Chapter Masterlist

Baepsae

Dabi x fem!reader x Hawks

Rating: M

Summary: “A parrotbill that tries to walk like a stork will break its legs” (뱁새가 황새를 따라가면 다리가 찢어진다). A proverb that has withstood time and upheld society. In the age of quirks, not much has changed, however, the way society functions has shifted—evolved as the human race did—but human beings will always be simply that: human. When you find yourself in less-than-fortunate circumstances, learning to cope and evolve is all you can do. Perhaps you’ll learn to find strength in others. Perhaps love and compassion are all you need to make those shifts. After all, if you aren’t born with a silver spoon, you might as well steal it.

WARNING!

This fic is canon-compliant which means it will contain canon violence, themes, and events. It also contains: themes of manipulation and kidnapping; heavy drug use and side effects including substance abuse, addiction, and withdrawal; emotional and psychological abuse; quirk and quirkless discrimination; forced quirk use; and accidental pregnancy later on. This fic contains smut and is only intended for a mature audience.

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Chapter List:

A parrotbill that tries to walk like a stork will break its legs

Alone

Sae

They say don't ever meet your heroes

Unlikely Friendship

The Interview

What does it even mean to fit in

Save my soul I swear I may never die

The Magician

The pieces

Why are children always caught in the crossfire?

The Kamino Incident

Of the puzzle

Why do we sleep where we want to hide?

Game Plan

Everything is always worse than what you could imagine

Kind Hands

Maybe we won't grow old and maybe then we'll never die

The Most Beautiful Horizon

An Unfamiliar Home

Dabi

Lowlife Princess

Politicians always play dirty

What a sensational fucking experience

Inside the Enemy

Asuka

You have to eat me as I am

Baepsae

The killing of the wren

Hourglass

Memento Mori

Ancient dreams in a modern land

I am no mother, I am no bride, I am king

Sweetness comes after bitterness

Give me your hand, save me save me

I like your blood on my teeth just a little too much

Ma Seour

The Butterfly Effect (pt 1) (pt 2)

We are Baepsae

Country roads take me home to the place I belong

Baepsae

Stories of Baepsae m.list

moving the couch to Tomura's room

playing games with Tomura

6 months ago

It looks like furs idk why

Went on a twt/X rant about dabis scars being hypertrophic & how that affects the skin elasticity (his skin would sit tighter over muscle/bone when he moves) so I wound up sketching it.

Went On A Twt/X Rant About Dabis Scars Being Hypertrophic & How That Affects The Skin Elasticity (his
5 months ago

Dabi, walking into the hideout and pointing at Toga and Mr. Compress.

Dabi: “Come on, it’s my turn to get groceries and you two are coming with me.”

Toga: “Why us?”

Dabi: “Because you’re quick and Compress can use his marbles to carry everything.”

Mr. Compress: “Is that all I am to you?!”

Dabi, glaring: “You really want me to answer that?”

Mr. Compress: “Fine, we’ll go!”

Dabi, walking up to a building.

Mr. Compress: “Excuse me, Dabi, but this isn’t the grocery store?”

Dabi: “I never said we were going to the grocery store.”

Dabi, pulling out keys and unlocking the door, all of them walking in.

Toga: “What is this place?”

Dabi: “Endeavor’s house.”

Mr. Compress and Toga both freezing.

Dabi, throwing Toga a bag: “Start loading up.”

Mr. Compress: “Curious… Why would Dabi have keys to Endeavor’s house?”

Toga: “No idea… Let’s snoop!”

Dabi, raiding the fridge, pausing and noticing Mr. Compress and Toga are gone.

Dabi, walking out into the hallway.

Mr. Compress and Toga, looking at a photo of Rei.

Toga: “Endeavor has a wife?”

Mr. Compress: “And she’s breathtaking. Dabi, come have a look at Endeavor’s hot wife!”

Dabi: “… Can we get a move on?”

Mr. Compress and Toga walking away.

Dabi: “Leave the photo of my Mo— his wife.”

Mr. Compress, huffing and putting the photo back.

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