Bruce + Baby Sketch Dump

I vote Marlene lily. She got annoyed at James

Marlene: Yeeted Sirius: Yote Marlene: Yeeted Sirius: Yote Mary: I just wanted to know who threw James out the window

I think more people need to play around with Damian's speech. Don't get me wrong, I love the antiquated Victorian child style of speech, but also he's a teenager that swears plenty in the comics. We really need more scenes like:

Damian: Father, I regret to inform you that I have been assigned in-school suspension for the next three days.

Bruce: What, why?!

Damian: My classmate Kevin was disparaging a female classmate for turning him down, so I called him 'a rizz-less, basic-ass neckbeard bitch' and said I was going to fuck his mom and give her a son she'd actually love.

Bruce: *is completely speechless*

Damian: That is all I needed to tell you. If you will excuse me, I have homework to complete before dinner and patrol.

This is so good, I actually love Talia so much

Adopted Damian AU Index

Brief overview of the AU

Arc 1: Who's your Daddy?

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Arc 2: Welcome to the family

Part 5

Part 6

Part 7

Interlude

Part 8

Arc 3: A Breaking Point

Part 9

Part 10

Part 11

Part 12

Interlude

Part 13

Arc 4: What could have been

Part 14

Part 15

Part 16

Part 17

Arc 5: Who’s Really Your Daddy

Part 18

Part 19

Part 20

Part 21

Part 22

Part 23

Interlude

Part 24

Part 25

Arc 6: 4th of July

Part 26

Part 27

Part 28

Part 29

Part 30

Part 31

Part 32

Part 33

Part 34

Part 35

Part 36

Part 37

Part 38

Part 39

Interlude

Part 40

Arc 7: Mother Dearest

Part 41

Part 42

Part 43

Part 44

Part 45

Part 46

Arc 8: Decisions, Decisions

Part 47

Part 48

Part 49

Part 50

Part 51

Part 52

Part 53

Arc 9: Fateful Meeting

Part 54

Part 55

Part 56

Part 57

Part 58

Part 59

Part 60

Part 61

Part 62

Part 63

Part 64

He has also won Miss Universe

i feel like peter would be that friend who is always on the most random side quests 😭 like they’re all blowing up the gc wondering where he is and bro’s judging a dog show 3 towns over 😭😭😭

~new year's eve party at the Weasley's~

Y/n, who's extremely drunk: Harold, I have something to tell you but it's a secret okay!

Harry who is very sober: Y/n, I won't tell a soul.

~later on~

Harry: RON! RON! RON! Y/N HAS A CRUSH ON ONE OF YOUR BROTHERS!

Ron who is also very very drunk: BLOODY HELL! SERIOUSLY?!? ohhhh I wonder who it is... Percy? No he's a git...Charlie?! No, she doesn't really know him that well... BILL?!? Wait no, he's engaged... George? Wait or is it Fred? Wait which one of them is which....oh crap....*big gasp* WHAT IF ITS GINNY?! Wait no, she's my sis-

Harry:... It's Fred

Ron: OHHHHHH!!!

Ron:

Ron: which one of them is Fred again?

"oh, you wouldn't know it, it's in a different language"

"you read a lot, right?"

"yes!"

"what are some books you've read recently?"

"uhh i don't remember"

Aww look at them, so precious

i kinda wanna make em into keychains

name a more iconic duo then a bisexual and a redhead

Don't mind me, I'll just sit here waiting for the next chapters like a good girl.

Mafia AU Masterlist

Pairing : Mafia!141 x Showgirl/Law Student!Reader

Synopsis: You’re a law student who performs shows at night, and you catch the eyes of a group of dangerous man.

CW: May contain mature content, poly relationship, afab!reader, very suggestive themes, and violence, manipulative behavior, stalking.

Statues : ongoing

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Part 5

Part 6

Part 7

Part 8

[More to come]

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Regulus: …So I just let them have it

Barty: *shocked gasp*

Regulus: what? I have a heart

Barty: *even bigger gasp*

Evan: tsk no no it doesn’t prove anything. it could still be made out of stone.