WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU TALK BAD ABOUT THEIR COUPLES. GUYS EDITION. Part 1.

Musa: I need some space.

Riven: YOU’RE A REALLY BREAKING UP WITH ME?

Musa: YOU’RE TAKING UP ALL THE BED YOU DUMBASS I JUST NEED SOME SPACE!

MONEY THINGS

Sharon: I'm so rich, that when I walk, people bow down.

Zemo: I'm so rich that when I cry, my tears are 100 €. And I let it on the floor.

Sharon: Well, I could buy whole Netflix If I wanted to.

Zemo: I could buy a whole country, and get everyone a pizza.

Sharon: Man, you're a god of money.

Zemo: I know, but if that helps you're starting well.

Sam: I can't even afford a boat, and my boyfriend can't even afford a proper bed. What the fuck?

Bucky: It's ok babe.

Sky: I will not have my honour questioned by below me!

Riven: I’m not questioning your honour. I’m denying its existence.

-When someone dosen't like Winx.-

Me: What's next? You don't like Winx?

Random girl:Uhmm let's change the subject.

Me*whispering to my best friend*: This bitch dosen't like Winx.

My best friend: Girl, leave it alone.

FRIENDSHIP DYNAMICS OF THE WINX: USING F.R.I.E.N.D.S REFERENCES. PART 5: NABU AND BLOOM.

Situation 1: * when they go to the movies*

Bloom: Would you take Kyko to the movies?

Nabu: Nope, I Don’t think rabbits are allowed there.

Bloom: Thank you, I just wanted that he heard it from somebody else.

Situation 2: * Nabu trying to look cool infront of Layla before they started dating*

Layla: You know what im going to start dating real men.

Nabu: Im sorry Tecna. I couldn’t find the big bowl you and Helia were looking for.

Bloom: Call them Tecnu and Hel, you big loser.

Nabu: BlOoM! * Walking out of the kitchen dramatic*

Situation 3: * Bloom and Nabu fighting to see wich team is better, or the specialist or the winx*

Bloom: Come’on girls. Lets go! It’s second down.

Nabu: No it’s third down.

Bloom: No it’s not. It’s second.

Nabu: Wow *feeling himself*

Bloom: What?

Nabu:It’s just amaze me, that you still pull stuff like this.

Bloom: Pulling what? IT’S SECOND DOWN.

Nabu: Ok it’s second down, you can have all seconds downs you need. * sarcastic*

Bloom: I heard that!

Nabu: Well i say it loud, cheater.

Bloom: Said that again.

Nabu: Cheater cheater, compulsive eater.

Bloom: You know what is fine, maybe you havent grow up. But I have.

Nabu: *laughing*

Bloom: *Kicking his leg* Dead leg!

Situation 4: * when someone in dosen’t like Bloom*

Nabu:* hugging her from behind* Knoc Knoc!

Bloom: Someone dosen’t like me.

Nabu: Someone dosen’t like me who?

Bloom: Whats the diference? I Don’t have time for this stupid games.

Nabu: You know that you’re being ridiculus?

Bloom: Oh well, problem fixed forever.Thank you Nabu.

Nabu: Don’t exagerate. Now were in the real world is normal that some people dosen’t like you.

Bloom: Why not?

Nabu: Because swettie you can control the world and the people that live in it. The only thing you can change is your reaction.

Bloom: That make’s sense. This is my reaction.

* starts crying like a baby*

Nabu: There there. *comforting her while he rolls his eyes*

Situation 5: *When Bloom got pregnant and was very hormonal*

Bloom: Nabu what are you doing?

Nabu:Trying to feel a kick.

Bloom: You’re going to feel a kick if you don’t get your hand out of my stomach.

Situation 6: * When Nabu when to buy the ring to propose to Layla*

Nabu: How much is it? *holding the ring*

Bloom: Nabu, I’ll handle this. How much IS IT? *trying to look tought*

The jewlery man: Eight thousand six hundred.

Bloom: We will give you 10 dollars. And some gum.

Nabu: Bloom!

Brandon:*follows Stella everywhere*

Stella: Ok, why the hell you keep following me?

Brandon: I been told to follow my dreams.

Stella:Oh...*awkard and proud smile*

Stella: FIne but don’t make noise I have a meeting in two minutes.

Nabu: How many more rock bottoms are you gonna have to hit, before you start taking care of yourself?

Riven: I'm thinking of a number between eleven and twenty-five.

Stella: What year was the war of 1812?

Tecna: The war of 1812, how many hints do you need? The answer is in the name. What the fuck did you think? That 1812 was the address or something?

TWO NEW CHAPTERS!

How will Layla handle getting back home? How she'll handle what's coming? And Bloom how will it handle the fact that after all this dream she's back to normal?

Riven: I Don’t have a crush on Musa. She’s just someone i stare at and I like. And when she’s not here, it ruins my day.

Timmy: *face palm*

Sky: I... Uhmm...

Brandon: Is he dumb?

Helia: Let him figure it out at his own, he is going to get there.