Timmy: Did You Just Call Me Bitch?

Kingo: I have no fears, I fought deviant during millon years, I'm the coolest eternal.

Druig:Karun are you recording this?

Karun: Yes, sir.

Druig: Ok, do you realize that Sprite will be taller than you in a few years, right? You're not that tall.

Kingo: Yeah...Maybe I do have one fear.

*Flora everytime in season 2 she tried to talk to Helia*

Helia:Hi Flora.

Chatta: Oh boy..

Flora: Hah, this is awkard.

Helia: Uh?

Flora: Not you’re awkard, but just because We’re..

Flora: I’m awkard.. You’r gorgeous.

Helia: Wait what?

Flora: I Gotta die, no! GO!

i love david jenkins so much, he really said “the gays won’t care about the logic of time and space so long as we give them pirates who kiss” and he was absolutely right. at this point ed could have his full beard back at the beginning of season two with no time jump at all and i would just say thank you. lucius could survive being thrown overboard due to the buoyancy of his wooden finger and i’d be like yup, makes perfect sense, no notes. i am willfully forgetting everything i’ve ever known for this show. i am not just suspending my disbelief, i am loading it into a cannon and blasting it to the heavens.

Makkari *signing*: Red or blue dress for tonight?

Druig*signing*: Oh, I don't know you'll look beautiful in whatever you decide.

Makkari*signing*: Oh, thanks dear. But I'm having a hard time deciding, I was hoping you could pick.

Druig*signing*: Love, either way you'll be the most beautiful girl at the party, I love you so much.

Makkari*signing*:Okay, I love you too and know you think I'm beautiful and this isn't a weird test, I just need to know.

Druig*signing*: I prefer you just the way you're.

Makkari*signing while rushing to Kingo's room*: Oh my fucking god. Hey Kingo red or blue dress for tonight.

Kingo*signing*: Blue one, red makes you look like a bitch.

Makkari *signing*: Thanks, bitch.

Druig*signing*:If a villan got you, my beautiful Makkari, I'd hunt them down to the ends of earth so they could face me, and I would do so many mind games they wouldn't even know their fucking name.

Makkari*signing*: If someone does something to you, I'll fucking kill him, without second thoughts, my love.

Gligamesh*whispering to Thena*:Do they realize this is not a normal way to say I love you...

Thena *whispering back*: Mehh, I find it cute.

- Brandon and Riven after a mision in a reunion with Saladin and Codatorta-

Brandon: I told you it was Riven who was smoking, But it was me who was smoking.I’m sorry.

Saladin: That was you?

Riven: And Codatorta you know that mail men you got fired, didn’t steal you’re playboys. Brandon did!

Brandon: Riven hasn’t captured anything in a year!

Riven: Well hurricane Gloria didn’t break the porch swing,Brandon did!

Brandon: Riven and Musa got married at the Vegas. And got divorce again!

Riven: Brandon and Stella are living together!

Stella: I mean I rather die hot, than live ugly. So if this is going to take 10 years of my LIFE I Don’t care.

Riven:What the fuck is wrong with my shirt now?

Stella: It’s ugly, I miss when you used to where tops.

Riven: Bitch.

Stella:Asshole.

Riven:Please don’t take me shopping.

Stella:Oh its happening, you can go around the world with ugly clothes. People will notice.

Riven: Do you think they would notice the crazy lady that is with me, if I scream?

Flora: Oh my Gods, guys...Santa...he wont be able to reach us because of the alfea border.

Tecna: Uhm Flor-

Layla: I know what you’re about to say, im gonna stop you right there.

Riven: Where’s the yogurt?

Musa:*mumbles*

Riven: What?

Musa: It’s was on the top shelf I couldn’t reach it ok?

Riven: You’re so cute.

Musa: Shut up, this is mortyfing. I’m a fucking gnom.

Riven: *kissing her head*Yup, But you’re my gnom.

-When Bloom got hurt and they went to the hospital.-

Doctor on call: Are you her boyfriend?

Riven:No, are you?

Sky:Why don't you go down, and scare the new born babies

Riven*excited*:Where are the babies?

Doctor on call: Floor 4.

*riven leaves laughing*

Musa: NO! RIV!

*follows him*

Doctor on call: That's his girlfriend?

Stella:Yup.

Doctor on call: Poor girl.

Brandon: Meh, they have the same energy, Don’t worry.

Sky: Can we go see Bloom?

The doctor on call: Yeah, sorry I just got carried away with that whole thing.