Flora: What? In The Fork Knuckles Is This?

Flora: What? In the fork knuckles is this?

Riven: She's my girlfriend you stupid.

Flora: Woah! Pump the hate brakes, Fox & Friends! I'm just surprised anyone would date you? Especially pinkie pie from little pony.

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4 years ago

Musa: You were hurt, what do you remmember?

Brandon: Just the ambulance, it was a really loud noice..

Riven: We didn’t take an ambulance Sky drove us.

Brandon: But im sure that i heard a siren.

Bloom: Yup, that siren was Stella.

Stella: Sorry I was scared...


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3 years ago

Stella: I'm pregnant.

Brandon: Huh?

Stella: Bran?

Brandon: *frozen*

Stella: Brandon!

Brandon:*frozen with terror*

Stella*sits on the couch*: Ok, whenever you're ready.

Brandon*still frozen*

Stella*with a magazine*: And you are the father but you got it.


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3 years ago

Nabu: I need you to swear.

Riven: FuCk.

Nabu: As A pRoMiSe.

Riven:Oh..


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3 years ago

*In the car*

Flora: You're like the smartest person ever :)

Timmy: I like to think that.

Flora*seeing a car*: Go ahead, go ahead…

*silence*

Flora: Go ahead you stupid!

Timmy: *shocked*

Flora: No, honestly what a dumb driver! What is wrong with people!

Timmy *awkward*: You got a lot of rage in you Flo. I mean that person was just trying to drive their car...

Flora: That person was going to get smashed. MOVE IT!

Timmy: Calm down please.

Flora: I mean part of the problem is I'm just completly exhausted :)

*stopping the car dangerously*

Timmy: Oh my god you're a psychopath!

Flora: No, that person just went in front of me again!

Timmy: Oh my god, I'm never driving with you again.

Flora: Ok :)

* Timmy a few minutes later with Tecna*

Timmy: Flo is out of her mind. And I'm worried that she might kill someone.


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3 years ago

*Phastos having a mental breakdown*

Phastos: What if I'm not even gay?

Phastos: What if I'm just faking my gayness.

Phastos: What if I'm not even interested in Men.

Phastos: What I-

Ben:*Breathes*

Phastos: Never mind.


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4 years ago

Brandon:*follows Stella everywhere*

Stella: Ok, why the hell you keep following me?

Brandon: I been told to follow my dreams.

Stella:Oh...*awkard and proud smile*

Stella: FIne but don’t make noise I have a meeting in two minutes.


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4 years ago

Carol:*kissing Valkiryie*

Loki: See she is a lesbian!

Thor: That’s great lesbian, they get along with geminis.


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4 years ago

Brandon: So how did you know Riven was the one?

Musa: He looked at me at the way all women want to be looked at ..

Brandon: Aww.

Musa: With fear on his eyes.

Brandon:

Layla: Awww.


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4 years ago

WANDA VISION CHOOSE VIOLENCE THIS WEEK.

THIS CHAPTER BROKE ME.

WANDA VISION CHOOSE VIOLENCE THIS WEEK.

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4 years ago

WHO KNOWS WHO BETTER? PART 1.

Brandon: And I'm still right.

Musa:Ugh! So not true.

Stella:What?

Brandon:She's mad because I know today's her laundry day. And that means she's wearing her old lady underpants.

Riven*winking at her*:I can check out that for you.

Musa:I just cant believe that you think that you and Riven know me and Stella better than we know you.

Riven: Well, we do. It's fact Muse. Baby you can only eat tic tacs in even numbers.

Brandon:Yeah, what's that about?

Riven:And you blondie, Timmy, I believe if you check Stella bag, you'll find a half eaten box of cookies in there.

Timmy*opens the bag and see's there's half of the cookies*:You're good.

Stella:So? Not surprised, everybody snacks when they shop.

Musa:Yeah.

Brandon:Oh, yeah? Timmy how many items left in that bag?

Timmy*checks it out*:Uhmm, five.

Riven:Okay, ten bucks that we can name every item in that bag.

Stella:How many guesses do you get?

Brandon:Six, sunshine.

Timmy*having fun*: Challenge extended.

Musa: Deal!

Timmy*more excited*:Challenge accepted.

Timmy:*grabs the bag and puts it in the table*

Brandon:Alright, let's start with apples.

Timmy*deep tone*: We'll be starting with apples.

Riven*deeper tone*:Stop that now.

Timmy*takes off the apples*: Yes.

Brandon:Okay, uh tortilla chips, yogurt.

Riven:Diet soda.

Timmy*taking all off*: Yes, yes and yes.

Riven:Uhmm orange juice.

Stella*puts her arms up*:OH! No, there's not orange juice in there! We win!

Musa:HA!

Timmy: Not so fast ladies, they still have another guest.

Stella*arms down*: Well, we won that one.

Brandon:Okay, the last thing is..

Riven:Oh! Oh! Oh! OH!

Riven:*whispers something to Brandon*

Brandon: No, no. Not for like another two weeks.

Riven: I got it! scotch tape.

Timmy*takes off the scotch tape*

Riven: HA!

Timmy: How did you know she would buy scotch tape?

Riven: Well, we used up theirs last night making scary faces.

Musa: Oh, man!

Riven: Muse, alright ten bucks! Give it to me!

Musa: That dosen't meant you guys know us better, I want a rematch.

Stella: Yeah, none of those stupid grocery questions, real personal questions.

Musa: Yeah, and the winner gets hundred bucks!

Brandon:Are you serious?

Musa*baby tone*: Are you scared?!

Brandon*fearfully*: No. Okay, who makes the questions?

Musa: Timmy will do it.

Timmy: Oh sure Timmy will do it. It's not like he has a job a girlfriend or life of his own.

Stella: Well fine, we'll ask Flora.

Timmy: No,no, no. I wanna do it.


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Fan Of superheroes and fairies.

I just post a lot of incorrect quotes incorrect quotes and sometimes my opinion on things.But Yeah big fan of a LOT of stuff,specially fairies and heroes stuff.

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