Flora: What? In the fork knuckles is this?
Riven: She's my girlfriend you stupid.
Flora: Woah! Pump the hate brakes, Fox & Friends! I'm just surprised anyone would date you? Especially pinkie pie from little pony.
Musa: You were hurt, what do you remmember?
Brandon: Just the ambulance, it was a really loud noice..
Riven: We didn’t take an ambulance Sky drove us.
Brandon: But im sure that i heard a siren.
Bloom: Yup, that siren was Stella.
Stella: Sorry I was scared...
Stella: I'm pregnant.
Brandon: Huh?
Stella: Bran?
Brandon: *frozen*
Stella: Brandon!
Brandon:*frozen with terror*
Stella*sits on the couch*: Ok, whenever you're ready.
Brandon*still frozen*
Stella*with a magazine*: And you are the father but you got it.
Nabu: I need you to swear.
Riven: FuCk.
Nabu: As A pRoMiSe.
Riven:Oh..
*In the car*
Flora: You're like the smartest person ever :)
Timmy: I like to think that.
Flora*seeing a car*: Go ahead, go ahead…
*silence*
Flora: Go ahead you stupid!
Timmy: *shocked*
Flora: No, honestly what a dumb driver! What is wrong with people!
Timmy *awkward*: You got a lot of rage in you Flo. I mean that person was just trying to drive their car...
Flora: That person was going to get smashed. MOVE IT!
Timmy: Calm down please.
Flora: I mean part of the problem is I'm just completly exhausted :)
*stopping the car dangerously*
Timmy: Oh my god you're a psychopath!
Flora: No, that person just went in front of me again!
Timmy: Oh my god, I'm never driving with you again.
Flora: Ok :)
* Timmy a few minutes later with Tecna*
Timmy: Flo is out of her mind. And I'm worried that she might kill someone.
*Phastos having a mental breakdown*
Phastos: What if I'm not even gay?
Phastos: What if I'm just faking my gayness.
Phastos: What if I'm not even interested in Men.
Phastos: What I-
Ben:*Breathes*
Phastos: Never mind.
Brandon:*follows Stella everywhere*
Stella: Ok, why the hell you keep following me?
Brandon: I been told to follow my dreams.
Stella:Oh...*awkard and proud smile*
Stella: FIne but don’t make noise I have a meeting in two minutes.
Carol:*kissing Valkiryie*
Loki: See she is a lesbian!
Thor: That’s great lesbian, they get along with geminis.
Brandon: So how did you know Riven was the one?
Musa: He looked at me at the way all women want to be looked at ..
Brandon: Aww.
Musa: With fear on his eyes.
Brandon:
Layla: Awww.
WANDA VISION CHOOSE VIOLENCE THIS WEEK.
THIS CHAPTER BROKE ME.
Brandon: And I'm still right.
Musa:Ugh! So not true.
Stella:What?
Brandon:She's mad because I know today's her laundry day. And that means she's wearing her old lady underpants.
Riven*winking at her*:I can check out that for you.
Musa:I just cant believe that you think that you and Riven know me and Stella better than we know you.
Riven: Well, we do. It's fact Muse. Baby you can only eat tic tacs in even numbers.
Brandon:Yeah, what's that about?
Riven:And you blondie, Timmy, I believe if you check Stella bag, you'll find a half eaten box of cookies in there.
Timmy*opens the bag and see's there's half of the cookies*:You're good.
Stella:So? Not surprised, everybody snacks when they shop.
Musa:Yeah.
Brandon:Oh, yeah? Timmy how many items left in that bag?
Timmy*checks it out*:Uhmm, five.
Riven:Okay, ten bucks that we can name every item in that bag.
Stella:How many guesses do you get?
Brandon:Six, sunshine.
Timmy*having fun*: Challenge extended.
Musa: Deal!
Timmy*more excited*:Challenge accepted.
Timmy:*grabs the bag and puts it in the table*
Brandon:Alright, let's start with apples.
Timmy*deep tone*: We'll be starting with apples.
Riven*deeper tone*:Stop that now.
Timmy*takes off the apples*: Yes.
Brandon:Okay, uh tortilla chips, yogurt.
Riven:Diet soda.
Timmy*taking all off*: Yes, yes and yes.
Riven:Uhmm orange juice.
Stella*puts her arms up*:OH! No, there's not orange juice in there! We win!
Musa:HA!
Timmy: Not so fast ladies, they still have another guest.
Stella*arms down*: Well, we won that one.
Brandon:Okay, the last thing is..
Riven:Oh! Oh! Oh! OH!
Riven:*whispers something to Brandon*
Brandon: No, no. Not for like another two weeks.
Riven: I got it! scotch tape.
Timmy*takes off the scotch tape*
Riven: HA!
Timmy: How did you know she would buy scotch tape?
Riven: Well, we used up theirs last night making scary faces.
Musa: Oh, man!
Riven: Muse, alright ten bucks! Give it to me!
Musa: That dosen't meant you guys know us better, I want a rematch.
Stella: Yeah, none of those stupid grocery questions, real personal questions.
Musa: Yeah, and the winner gets hundred bucks!
Brandon:Are you serious?
Musa*baby tone*: Are you scared?!
Brandon*fearfully*: No. Okay, who makes the questions?
Musa: Timmy will do it.
Timmy: Oh sure Timmy will do it. It's not like he has a job a girlfriend or life of his own.
Stella: Well fine, we'll ask Flora.
Timmy: No,no, no. I wanna do it.
I just post a lot of incorrect quotes incorrect quotes and sometimes my opinion on things.But Yeah big fan of a LOT of stuff,specially fairies and heroes stuff.
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