Mobius: So what do you think?
Loki *pissed*: What are this?
Mobius: The chairs you wanted...
Loki: Was I not clear? Where the fuck are chivari chairs?
The organazier: This are the chivaries.
Loki: You shut the fuck up. YOU! I couldn't been more specific, I asked you to find me a caterer who had the GOLD chiavaris with the white cushons, you had one job!
The organizer: That was my fault, I thought we had those but we were mistaken.
Mobius: Dear, I think any of this could work.
Loki: GoD dammit! Why does everything had to suck! This is my fucking wedding day. For one day! FOR ONE DAY!
*stars smashing things*
Loki: THE GOLD CHIVARIS WITH THE WHITE CUSHON!
The organizer: Sir, I can call around.
Loki: It's miss. And I thought I told you to shut the fuck up. Are you dumb? Ah Broke? Do you want Asgard in war with you? Answer me.
The organizer: Yes, I'm dumb.
Loki: Yes he's dumb! That's why we had the fucking mix up!
*takes a deep breathe*
Loki: Sorry, this is my fault I put too much on your plate.
*leaves pissed*
The organizer:WoW.
Mobius: Pfff.... She can be like that.
- Brandon and Riven after a mision in a reunion with Saladin and Codatorta-
Brandon: I told you it was Riven who was smoking, But it was me who was smoking.I’m sorry.
Saladin: That was you?
Riven: And Codatorta you know that mail men you got fired, didn’t steal you’re playboys. Brandon did!
Brandon: Riven hasn’t captured anything in a year!
Riven: Well hurricane Gloria didn’t break the porch swing,Brandon did!
Brandon: Riven and Musa got married at the Vegas. And got divorce again!
Riven: Brandon and Stella are living together!
Ikaris *learning about the history of democracy*:Well, my first rule would be that no one veto my rules. And I'm always right.
Sersi:Well, that's called tyranni, and it's generally frowned upon. So I would just stop reading that if I was you, sweetie.
Stella: I'm pregnant.
Brandon: Huh?
Stella: Bran?
Brandon: *frozen*
Stella: Brandon!
Brandon:*frozen with terror*
Stella*sits on the couch*: Ok, whenever you're ready.
Brandon*still frozen*
Stella*with a magazine*: And you are the father but you got it.
New update. Go check it out
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13844769/1/THE-LOST-KINGDOM-winx-club
Brandon: How dumb to they think we are?
Riven: Sometimes Musa leaves me pictures instead of the shopping list.
New chapter of The Lost Kingdom is out.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13844769/13/THE-LOST-KINGDOM-winx-club
Karun: Uhmm, Sir I have a question? How do sir Druig and miss Makkari get out big messes?
Kingo: Bold of you to assume that they get out of them, they just make one worse, and cancel the first one.
Musa: The food is to hot, i can’t EAT it.
Riven: You’re too hot and I still EAT you.
Musa: *blushes*
Riven:*winks at her*
Flora: One normal dinner, that’s all i wanted...
Riven: You stay positive.
Riven: You always believe that everything is going to work out, how you do it?
Flora: Well...
Flora: I tell you my secret, Riv.
Flora*inhales*: I lie to myself, every morning when I wake I say...
Flora: Everything is going to be ok...
Flora*looks at the floor*: But I’m lying.
Flora: And I Don’t know how much longer I can do this to myself...
Riven: I feel like I open a scar. I’m just gonna leave ok?
Flora: Ok:)
Makkari*signing*: If one of you had to pick one of the other guys to go out with who would you pick.
Gilgamesh*rolling his eyes while sigining*:I'm not answering that.
Phastos*signing*:I'm not dating any of this morons.
Kingo*signing and whispering*: Ikaris...
Druig*signing while sinning*: BI! BI! BI!
Ikaris: I feel flattered Kingo :)
I just post a lot of incorrect quotes incorrect quotes and sometimes my opinion on things.But Yeah big fan of a LOT of stuff,specially fairies and heroes stuff.
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