I Have An Image I Made Last Night While Not Sober That’s Technically Accurate But It Mentions 9/11

Prompt

The hero/protagonist comes home after a tiring day to find the villain/antagonist conked out in their rolling-chair, their cat snuggled on their lap. It appears they’ve fallen asleep waiting for them to come home to deliver their “I’ve been expecting you” speech.

- Mod Kat @zigzagzipwriting on Tumblr

I wonder if work just.. got harder in the 2000s, comparatively.

"I had a bad childhood"

says too much

sounds sad

people will assume things

"I come with lore"

makes you sound like a character

is cooler

people will be so distracted by the wording that they won't see how badly you've been doing

Prompt

In every alternate dimension of Earth, a different religion is real and those deities actually exist. All religions that people believe in are valid- just perhaps not in their dimension. An interdimensional traveler goes to our dimension and is stunned to see that our Earth has no 'real' religion. Rather, it is the spawning point for the religions of the other dimensions.

- Lynn

Everyone I crush on is a lesbian

Brutal commentary from a video about a guy who was sent to jail because some pig thought Krispy Kreme glaze was meth

Trying really hard not to end up with a feed full of depressio's like my last Tumblr but like, I have nothing else to relate to.