I’m Cackling This Is So Accurate To Them Lmao

The rage and desire for emotional devastation to these a-holes is not only wonderful, but exactly what I want to see as soon as I open my Tumblr. Keep up the good work, darlings.

i can’t wait for when chatGPT and ai image generation also crashes and each prompt cost $50 an attempt. oh you can’t get your stolen big tiddy anime ghibli art for free anymore? you want to buy real big boy art from real artists now? beg for it. beg for it like a dog.

One of the great beauties in this world is scrolling through your tabs and find a fantastic fic you forgot about where the author updated once a week or more, say that English isn’t their first language, and they apologize for a literally traumatizing and grievous injury, but the fic is finally complete and you can finish the story

Wait, actually, WOULD Keith get acne? Since he’s half Galra and all. Be know Jack-all about Daibazzal, but you obviously have

A) scaled Galra

B) fuzzy Galra

C) hella thick skin Galra (looks kind alike whale or seal skin

While Krolia does kinda look like a cross between a fuzzy and thick-skin Galra (probably character design to make her more likeable), so would Keith even have the pores to get acne? Would it be WORSE? Sure he has human DNA but how in the world would that cross over into Galra DNA? Is this a hybrid situation where humans and Galra are similar ENOUGH to procreate and hence their offspring could have acne? They aren’t even the same species, though.

Like, you tell me Galra can have hybrid children with multiple different species of sentient life (with Lotor and his generals as an example alongside Keith), but we get no further expansion beyond:

A) Galra tech responds ENOUGH to their DNA to unlock and start things

B) Marmora blades can respond to their quintessence (or at least for Keith, but that may be because Krolia is a member still)

C) most species have dominant DNA, at least by phenotype

D) they can be clocked on sight by other Galra, but not by others in their species

E) simple DNA scans won’t flag the alien DNA (since Keith managed to make it into what’s basically a military school and probably the hospital a few times without being called out)

F) Galra DNA becomes more obvious after puberty, making them bigger, stronger, and taller (and in Keith’s case, giving him more of Krolia’s hair type than his dad’s, yellow eyes, odd pupils, etc.)

That’s it, and some of the points are more or less pure speculation. Where’s the line in cross-species children? Only humanoids? Obviously it’s not on purpose with how much shit Lotor takes even as Zarkon’s son, so it’s not preservation of their species. But, like, where does it end? Species on Earth can’t cross breed without making sterile offspring, and that’s even if they’re physically compatible enough to finish their tango. It still doesn’t explain why a 50% human and 50% Galra managed to have a kid that looks 100% human, and there’s NO WAY Keith is neurotypical with two entirely separate sets of hard-wired instincts in that brain of his, even if humans are mostly soft-wired.

So, would Keith even be able to have acne? He’s 18 in the beginning, and built like a string bean compared to his adult self (seriously, how long have these guys been out in space? With time dilation Shiro could have been with the Galra for even longer than a year, so how long has it been for people on Earth compared to the Paladins?), so it’s safe to say he was still getting growing pains, so would have had it more before puberty, when he looked far more like his dad than Krolia? Does he have the same sweat mechanisms humans do? He would have to inherit some sort of cool-down system from his parents or he would have roasted like a rotisserie chicken out in the middle of the desert.

Most unrealistic thing about Voltron is that none of them had acne. Like you cannot tell me anyone but Lance put effort into their skin care

This is mostly targeted at Keith and Pidge cause Lance does face masks and shit and Hunk just seems like one of those guys that never gets acne

Me when I’m a fully autonomous adult and I feel bad getting things for myself or being just slightly too bitchy or off-putting

I am a grown ass adult and I still get nausea when I feel like I'm in trouble. They're gonna send me to the principals office and take away my toys for a week. Can you just fucking kill me instead of making me stew in my fucking anxiety

MLB has questionable writing, terrible role models, and arguably weird characterization (especially for Marinette), but at least they know we want homosexual scenes with stunning backgrounds.

Gay episode that’s all i gotta say

I SURVIVED

My Brain: we have an ASL final tmrrw. Thoughts?

Me: and prayers. We’re going to need them.

Canon is a sandbox and in my fanfics I am a god. In your fics you are a god. You are controlled by no one except your imagination. The world you create will bend to your will, and that which is considered the truth can easily become false. You are bound by no laws of nature, justice, or time.

I’m wheezing. This is the funniest thing I’ve seen all day.

Gay as shit to be good at swordsmanship. Why are you shipping your sword with another man?

fellas, is it gay to have a homoerotic rivalry with your space ranger partner??

https://archiveofourown.org/series/2770048

Reading Broken Timeline by CipherWrites (such a great author and I’m obsessed with their take on unhinged/feral Adrien and Marinette) and reading this scene could only make me think of this meme:

So I just HAD TO make it with Adrien:

Give this poor sentimonster his carbs PLEASE. Anyways I love Chat Noir (in the fanfic a bit less in the show because the MLB writing team is… they’re certainly a writing team… for MLB…) and he’s such a goofy and pathetic little meow meow (affectionate)

Wow, haha, this made me unbelievably furious! :D

AO3 Was scraped for generative AI

Perhaps this is already common knowledge on this app, but I have yet to see anything about it in my feed. If you are unaware, an AI tech company called HuggingFace recently had a user by the name of nyuuzyou scrape our beloved AO3.

This scrape included over 63 MILLION fanfics written by the hard working, passionate, and incredible people of every fandom. The scrape was conducted with the intent of using the data to generate AI fanfiction and fiction. If you have a fanfic on AO3 that has an ID between 1-63 200 000, and is publicly accessible (not restricted to registered users), then your work was scraped and used in the process.

AO3 admins are currently searching for solutions and some kind of retributions. Until then, make sure to limit your works to registered users and show the real writers that you value their time and contribution to fandom.

More about it here