Crash Out Central rn because I had 3 finals in a row all day, and my favorite one (an analysis of Rottmnt as an adaptation to the TMNT franchise) REFUSED TO VIDEO to I had to make it an essay instead 🥲
Canon is a sandbox and in my fanfics I am a god. In your fics you are a god. You are controlled by no one except your imagination. The world you create will bend to your will, and that which is considered the truth can easily become false. You are bound by no laws of nature, justice, or time.
My phone is so full of random ass pictures holy shit
The headlines and anecdotes being shared about Tesla dealerships and cyber trucks getting wrecked and vandalized are all very enjoyable and revitalizing.
If you want to repost this one anywhere, feel free! Credit me where and when you can, but it's all good even if you can't.
Wait, actually, WOULD Keith get acne? Since he’s half Galra and all. Be know Jack-all about Daibazzal, but you obviously have
A) scaled Galra
B) fuzzy Galra
C) hella thick skin Galra (looks kind alike whale or seal skin
While Krolia does kinda look like a cross between a fuzzy and thick-skin Galra (probably character design to make her more likeable), so would Keith even have the pores to get acne? Would it be WORSE? Sure he has human DNA but how in the world would that cross over into Galra DNA? Is this a hybrid situation where humans and Galra are similar ENOUGH to procreate and hence their offspring could have acne? They aren’t even the same species, though.
Like, you tell me Galra can have hybrid children with multiple different species of sentient life (with Lotor and his generals as an example alongside Keith), but we get no further expansion beyond:
A) Galra tech responds ENOUGH to their DNA to unlock and start things
B) Marmora blades can respond to their quintessence (or at least for Keith, but that may be because Krolia is a member still)
C) most species have dominant DNA, at least by phenotype
D) they can be clocked on sight by other Galra, but not by others in their species
E) simple DNA scans won’t flag the alien DNA (since Keith managed to make it into what’s basically a military school and probably the hospital a few times without being called out)
F) Galra DNA becomes more obvious after puberty, making them bigger, stronger, and taller (and in Keith’s case, giving him more of Krolia’s hair type than his dad’s, yellow eyes, odd pupils, etc.)
That’s it, and some of the points are more or less pure speculation. Where’s the line in cross-species children? Only humanoids? Obviously it’s not on purpose with how much shit Lotor takes even as Zarkon’s son, so it’s not preservation of their species. But, like, where does it end? Species on Earth can’t cross breed without making sterile offspring, and that’s even if they’re physically compatible enough to finish their tango. It still doesn’t explain why a 50% human and 50% Galra managed to have a kid that looks 100% human, and there’s NO WAY Keith is neurotypical with two entirely separate sets of hard-wired instincts in that brain of his, even if humans are mostly soft-wired.
So, would Keith even be able to have acne? He’s 18 in the beginning, and built like a string bean compared to his adult self (seriously, how long have these guys been out in space? With time dilation Shiro could have been with the Galra for even longer than a year, so how long has it been for people on Earth compared to the Paladins?), so it’s safe to say he was still getting growing pains, so would have had it more before puberty, when he looked far more like his dad than Krolia? Does he have the same sweat mechanisms humans do? He would have to inherit some sort of cool-down system from his parents or he would have roasted like a rotisserie chicken out in the middle of the desert.
Most unrealistic thing about Voltron is that none of them had acne. Like you cannot tell me anyone but Lance put effort into their skin care
This is mostly targeted at Keith and Pidge cause Lance does face masks and shit and Hunk just seems like one of those guys that never gets acne
The rage and desire for emotional devastation to these a-holes is not only wonderful, but exactly what I want to see as soon as I open my Tumblr. Keep up the good work, darlings.
i can’t wait for when chatGPT and ai image generation also crashes and each prompt cost $50 an attempt. oh you can’t get your stolen big tiddy anime ghibli art for free anymore? you want to buy real big boy art from real artists now? beg for it. beg for it like a dog.
One of the great beauties in this world is scrolling through your tabs and find a fantastic fic you forgot about where the author updated once a week or more, say that English isn’t their first language, and they apologize for a literally traumatizing and grievous injury, but the fic is finally complete and you can finish the story
I’m wheezing. This is the funniest thing I’ve seen all day.
Gay as shit to be good at swordsmanship. Why are you shipping your sword with another man?
fellas, is it gay to have a homoerotic rivalry with your space ranger partner??
About Me! :))))
Name: Nick/Nikki (Nick preferably)
Age: 19
Pronouns: varies, but he/him as default
Languages I know: English (native), Mandarin (for 6 years), and ASL (one year)
Race: white (Irish on my dad’s and English on my mom’s)
MBTI: INFP
Sexuality: pansexual
Romantic: Demiromantic
Religion: atheist (but I dabble in magic to placebo affect myself)
More:
-psych major
-AFAB
-AuDHD and OCD (probably more but my parents don’t believe in therapy so this is all self-diagnosed)
-self-proclaimed professional yapper
-dancer (not much since I aged out of my studio tho)
Likes:
-my cat <3 (she’s so evil I love her)
-sweet little treats
-arts and crafts
-drawing (usually traditional but I’m trying out digital)
-my friends
-literally any music that can get my little dopamine-deficient brain vibing
-fanfiction
-fanart
-horror
Dislikes:
-assholes
-bigots
-bananas
-hair touching the back of my neck
-na$is
-people who don’t take science seriously
-people who use cringe unironically
-self-proclaimed AI “artists”
-AI in general honestly
-people who lack empathy
Fandoms:
Riordanverse
She-Ra
Sonic the Hedgehog
DC (specifically Batman-related)
TMNT
Magical girl media
Wakfu
Book of Life
Maya and the Three
Tales of Arcadia
Spiderverse
Harry Potter (fandom, not og content because fuck you JK and the black mold you came in with)
Guardians of Childhood
School for Good and Evil (not the movie)
How to Train Your Dragon
My Hero Academia
Miraculous’s Ladybug
My Little Pony
The Apothecary Diaries
Cookie Run Kingdom
Henry Danger
Animaniacs
Voltron
Wendell and Wild
Scooby Doo
Marvel
Aaaaand probably more but that’s all I got for now
Wow, haha, this made me unbelievably furious! :D
Perhaps this is already common knowledge on this app, but I have yet to see anything about it in my feed. If you are unaware, an AI tech company called HuggingFace recently had a user by the name of nyuuzyou scrape our beloved AO3.
This scrape included over 63 MILLION fanfics written by the hard working, passionate, and incredible people of every fandom. The scrape was conducted with the intent of using the data to generate AI fanfiction and fiction. If you have a fanfic on AO3 that has an ID between 1-63 200 000, and is publicly accessible (not restricted to registered users), then your work was scraped and used in the process.
AO3 admins are currently searching for solutions and some kind of retributions. Until then, make sure to limit your works to registered users and show the real writers that you value their time and contribution to fandom.
More about it here
Guess who has two thumbs just got a new favorite song that I’m going to listen to 24/7?
I SAW IT IN A DREAM ONE DAY