Finally. Y/n Lore

Hello, yes, I just wanted to thank you for getting me to listen to tma. After first coming to your blog for the undertale I noticed you also did a lot of tma posts, so instead of having to scroll past posts I wouldn't get, I chose to binge the podcast so I could enjoy that stuff too. So thanks, and also, how dare you! because oof ouch my heart! >:0 I am in pAIN! that ending got me! At least now I can enjoy tma stuff as my reward. Im reading a really good tma crack fic to fix my heart now XD

You are so, SO welcome anon, enjoy that crack fic and please donate to my Tears Jar before you go

Everyone pick up your government-assigned fursona, grab your two colors then combine it with this random animal picker. Tell us what you get and no rerolls, I don't make the rules.

Hmmmm, apparently I got .... "strictly platonic mermaid oviposition".

go find what a fic of ur life would be tagged as on ao3

Guys, guys, let’s get back into Animorphs!!!

My attempt at recreating one of my OCs. Meet Pellinore.

Hi im starting a picrew chain

Anxiety is a bitch! It me

@opudontdonut @messier-m87 @bones-of-a-rabbit @queenevac @whitefire321 @iamtrashofthetrashiestorder

Picrew

ななめーかー

自由に組み合わせてみてね。 合わないパーツもあるよ！ ・鼻は色変えで赤い化粧がつきます。 ・口の色変えでうっすら紅がつきます。 ・眉毛は色選択で高さを変えられます。 ・一部の耳の色は耳の毛並みパーツを使うことで髪色に寄せられます。 ・一部パーツを除いて位置調整でき

to anyone who missed it:

blorbo - a favourite character

glup shitto - star wars names are fucking nonesense

eeby deeby - youre going to hell

plinko horse - a horse that was stuck in a plinko board

scrimblo bimblo - super smash bro fans can be very angry when characters aren't in a game

“average horror podcast has three swears per episode” factoid is actually a statistical error. average horror podcast has zero swears per episode. malevolentgeorg, who lives in the dreamlands and has over 10,000 swears per episode is an outlier and should not have been counted.

Trying to find a couple hobbit fics, please help

Ok so, I remember one fic a little better than the other, but Ill list all the details i know about them. Take some details with a grain of salt, my memory is pretty bad, and I have accidentally mixed up details before.

They were both AO3 fics for sure, and im pretty sure both were bagginshield and everybody lives aua.

In the one I remember better, Bilbo was staying in erebor, i think post botfa. He is working with the men and dwarves under thorins orders to help teach farming and get some farms and gardens going to provide food for everyone. In particular I remember him working with bards advisor. Theres some unrest among the dwarves over thinking of gardening as beneath them. And later in the story both Bilbo and Ori are kidnapped by the advisor and a bunch of other guys. Ori was only taken because he was in the wrong place at the wrong time. The advisor is actually pretty nice to them, because he has nothing against them, he just really needs the ransom money. The advisor dude is later killed by the other guys after an escape attempt by ori and bilbo. I think thorin and dwalin find the two in rough shape while trying to rescue them?

The one I remember less of is mostly just one particular scene that stuck with me, where bilbo was in erebor, and explaining to a dwarf/dwarves (probably thorin, some company members, and/or Dis) that hobbits can grow their faunts in gardens, and that they can have kids with other races. And if a hobbit has children with someone from another race, that ability to grow kids doesn't dilute. I think I recall him saying that the dwarves of another mountain actually have a lot of hobbit lineage in them due to their proximity to the shire resulting in hobbit/dwarf relationships. So the dwarves of that mountain can use gardens to keep up a decent population, and they have terraces along the side of the mountain for that purpose. Of course, given that the gardens are for growing children they are well guarded. I don't remember many other story details. The best I've got is that i'm pretty sure it was a bagginshield story, and that bilbo was probably going to have kids in that story. though whether that was via the garden method or the usual way I'm not sure.

I think both fics were multiple chapters long, and i think the first one was complete? please help me find these, I have spent a while searching all the relevant tags i could think of, along with my subscriptions and bookmarks.

just a heads-up for those of you (like me) who have triggers surrounding animal harm/death, PETA has released a youtube ad with sounds of owls screaming in agony and goes into graphic descriptions of ‘mutilation’ and death. it’s unskippable. 

if you see a black screen with audiowaves on it or hear owls/johns hopkins, get out of there

Every midwit literary fiction novel from the past 5 years has been called something like The Little Things We Do To Ourselves or Back Then I Didn’t Think So Clearly or I Have Been Trying To Venmo You.