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Americans don’t wear cowboy hats all the time? What’s the point then?
Me: *hasn't taken their anemia meds for a month, despite the fact that there is a full bottle RIGHT there*
Also me: I wonder why I'm so tired and dizzy all the time?
The speed that Jonathan just accepts Count Dracula can climb walls is so funny to me.
First time: HOLY SHIT HE'S LIKE A LIZARD THIS IS INSANE MY MIND IS MELTING HE'S NOT HUMAN WHAT HORRIBLE ABOMINATION IS MY CAPTOR???!!!
Second time: Cunt Dracy doin his lizard shit again fml
holding a lightning rod while raving in a typhoon and swinging a harpoon burning with otherwordly fire at his crew: Just Little Ahab Things
playtime❤
This was supposed to be a French poetry poll. I'll make one, I promise, but I was distracted by the ladies (I think I'll make at least a Amy Lowell's poll and a Renee Vivien one too later, also under my 'sapphic poetry' tag)
They may not be the ones you would have picked yourself, they're some personal favorites.
Feel free to share yours, though !
Anne Hathaway
XVI (Twenty-one love poems)
Fireworks
One Art
Lighthouse Keeping
The Love of Judas
Wild Geese
For the Goddess Too Well Known
Blest as the Immortal Gods
maomao and her dedication to never discovering anything about jinshi's personal life
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