I Wish I Was A Gamer Mouse... My Disabilities Prevent Me From Being A Gamer Mouse :(

it's her birthday :D

Alright kitten listen up cause mommy needs your help here okay. Pause the game, ok-PAUSE the game for mommy okay I need your eyes up here, kitten. I'm putting these onions in this pan okay and im gonna walk out the door yes, that's right mommy's gotta go right now mommy's gotta go for 8 hours but she needs these onions caramelized by the time she gets bac-STOP LOOKING AT THE COMPUTER mommy needs you to caramelized these onions for her okay kitten mommy needs all 5 pounds perfectly caramelized and cooked down till they're all evenly brown and sweet and YES it does need to take the whole 8 hours mommy needs you to babysit these fucking carmies okay kitten I SAID TURN THE FUCKING GAME OFF

lesbians at the buffalo wild wings

Party rocking with a mouse tonight! piece of cheese we’re gonna have a big bite!

not daily pokemon: golurk

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I have seen 2 of the best bugs in my life this last week, one of them was this beetle

COLOR POP: PLUSLE AND MINUN

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