This Girl At Uni Was Dressed Sooo Gay And Then I Found Out She's Just Straight With A Lesbian Mom. Dykebaiting

i order an espresso in the smallest porcelain cup and leave lipstickmarks on the rim and when the man on dishwasher duty sighs and turns it over to wash it he sees a second, perfect shaped lipstickmark on the bottom of the cup directed only at him. for his troubles. and wishes from the bottom of his heart that a building crashes on top of me and im never found whole nor recovered

Zelda and Link as "The Shadow" (1909), Edmund Blair Leighton

not daily pokemon: chimecho

(a first, this was commissioned by @/MintlyFresh_! )

More amys cuz shes fun to draw

So today I made 2 discoveries!

#1: There exists an "emotional support" rubber chicken, complete with removable vest:

#2: My bearded dragon, Saffron, is approximately the size of a rubber chicken:

I have done a Thing™ with this information.

BEHOLD! A MAN CHICKEN

Canon event

Fire nation trio 🔥

lesbians at the buffalo wild wings