Beetle

def got suuper lazy but i miss them sm

i order an espresso in the smallest porcelain cup and leave lipstickmarks on the rim and when the man on dishwasher duty sighs and turns it over to wash it he sees a second, perfect shaped lipstickmark on the bottom of the cup directed only at him. for his troubles. and wishes from the bottom of his heart that a building crashes on top of me and im never found whole nor recovered

I feel better

Fish bite more during rain because they can sense their domain expanding. Their arrogance leads to their downfall.

the greatest spell you'll ever know

3 of them 🌸🍒🍒

not daily pokemon: chimecho

(a first, this was commissioned by @/MintlyFresh_! )