Fanged-fenrir - My Blog

i got the high score for most irritated anyone has ever been and my body exploded into clear and beautiful water droplets that nourished the ground where i stood and now trees and flowers taller that you could ever imagine grow in that spot and provide shelter to creatures great and small

Some crystal merms

worlds funniest polycule

kiss machine

gba & sp

Garlic

i order an espresso in the smallest porcelain cup and leave lipstickmarks on the rim and when the man on dishwasher duty sighs and turns it over to wash it he sees a second, perfect shaped lipstickmark on the bottom of the cup directed only at him. for his troubles. and wishes from the bottom of his heart that a building crashes on top of me and im never found whole nor recovered

in honor of shark week starting tomorrow 🦈