Vampireposting Isn’t Enough I Need To Bite A Man

typo in group chat incident one dead 8 still beating the corpse

Figures at work in a winter landscape, an approaching storm beyond (1859) by Fredrik Marinus Kruseman (1816-1882)

you’re telling me that Lucy has a girlfriend and 3 boyfriends but she’s still going to sleep alone? Without anyone to watch her?? Lucy there are so many draculas outside

oh to lay down on a patch of grass and let the earth reclaim me

A momentous occasion

ideally jk rowling will be next

personally, i think i should be able to evolve into a vampire with wicked bat wings

i’m convinced everyone on this planet has had some super cringe phase at some point during their life and they implode every time it literally just gets mentioned