siri read a message from my mom (2017)
guys we gotta be careful what we wish for otherwise that’s what happens
So I was reading the Journal last night, and I noticed this:
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Happy Thanksgiving everyone! Thankful for a lot... anywho have so flowers to munch on for food of thought! Milford, NY on October 8, 2017. #feelthelove #happythanksgivng (at Milford, New York) https://www.instagram.com/p/BqgKuLohc2Q/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1b8bt40ar10s1
day 955: my otp is still not canon
“1/4? Really? Who writes a measure of ¼. WHY would you write a measure of ¼?” “Because fuck you that’s why.” “I will literally trade you my sandwich for that practice room.” “Dude you should eat your lunch.” “I won’t be able to eat it if my teacher decapitates me for not practicing JUST TAKE IT.” “I always wanted to look inside the percussion room. It’s like Narnia, but noisier.” “Satan created piccolos to punish the trumpets for their pride.” “I’m thinking about dropping music history.” “But why, don’t you need that class?” “Yes but half of it is non-music majors and two people were having a discussion about why there were hashtags at the beginning of the music.” “So my teacher convinced me to take the History of Rock and Roll over the Summer but it was an online course and he found the webcam filters and inevitably the first unit ended up being taught by a talking dinosaur on my webcam. This man teaches college theory.” “SHH. Don’t say the theory teacher’s name. He’s like Beetlejuice. If you say it three times he’ll appear behind you and fuck your shit up.” “I found out Mozart had a butt fetish and I’m never going to be able to stop calling him Mozfart.” “If I see a drink within 100 feet of that Steinway I will track you down and beat you with my harpsichord.”
Disney Ladies + Rainbow
School just really sucks cause they take this wonderful concept of learning and discovering new things and just completely ruin it with the atmosphere of judgement and suppression of creativity and strict deadlines and basing your intelligence on a letter and wow you ruined it nice job
Person : So, what’s the biggest challenge you’ve ever faced?
Me : Reading fluff in public with a straight face.
worse than going outside and socializing is finding out that the unfinished fanfiction you are reading was updated in 2009 for the last time