Me: I need all my ships to marry and live happily ever after.
Me: The only people I would want to marry are fictional, I already ship them with someone else or out of my league.
Me: …
Me: oh well … guess I will die only.
Are we gonna get bloopers? @markiplier
The world’s tiniest dragon must defend his hoard, a single gold coin, from those who would steal it.
This might be it. This might be the year where we ACTUALLY get to see both Anti and Dark TOGETHER. ONE SCREEN. All this climax and “mocking” (if you will) could be leading to one moment. One moment when they face. Something so many of us fans have longed for. Where they decide who’s superior. And what’s better? We can even have a mediator. The one who knows the realms, and interviews all. Wilford. He could be the most important part of it all. Have we established the extent of his power yet? No. But we know the goal with theirs.
Still, this could be the year it all finally happens.
i was in a thrift shop the other day and they were playing the most unsettling variations of normal christmas music, culminating in this rendition of the 12 days of christmas except it was like 12 guys all singing over each other and going “no!” and interrupting the lyrics with random other phrases until they deadass just started singing 5 golden rings to toto’s africa. can anyone confirm that this is a real song and not that i stroked so hard i astral projected into a universe where everything is somehow worse than it is here
So far, I've caught two times where Mark has shown us the flowchart for A Heist. Might be wrong, though..
me: if I become the evil overlord I will never harm my minions
[5 years later]
highly throwable imp: hoohoohee
me: hmm
arranged!gojo except his warrior skills are put to the test when there’s a tournament and one of his opponents is trying to show off
Uhh i just had to say the name of everyone that has died that I have ever meet
This is the worst timeline. (x)