The Beast That Bothers

Tragedy strikes, the fans turn to the fic writers like:

day 955: my otp is still not canon

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

i understand how jon felt when he was being forced to do the apocalypse now

O M G MARK

THE VAN VIDEOS.

“GO BACK TO SLEEP”.

I THINK I FINALLY UNDERSTAND.

OH MY GOD.

BECAUSE

WE SEEM TO HAVE FORGOTTEN THAT

(Y/N) SLEEPS

WITH THEIR EYES OPEN.

THE VAN VIDEOS.

WE ALL KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING ODD ABOUT THEM.

IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE NOT REAL.

THEY COULD BE DREAMS.

(Y/N)’S DREAMS.

SO THIS OFF-BRAND “MARK” WHO HAS BEEN LEADING US AROUND IN THAT VAN

WONDERING WHY WE WERE SLEEPING IN THERE

(SO ARE WE “AWAKE” WHEN THEIR EYES ARE CLOSED?)

HE’S BEEN LEADING US AROUND, LETTING THESE LITTLE SURREAL EFFECTS GO ON AND ON

(NOT MAKING A WHOLE LOT OF COHERENT SENSE, MIND YOU)

BECAUSE IT WAS SOMEONE INFILTRATING OUR DREAMS?

AND NOW

AFTER “DON’T REMEMBER”

DARK’S (?) VOICE TELLING US TO GO BACK TO SLEEP

(SO WE CAN SPEND MORE TIME WITH HIM IN THE DREAM WORLD??)

WHILE SOMEONE ELSE

MARK (WHOSE SOUL “LIVES IN THE DARK”)

IS TRYING TO WAKE US UP??

THE QUESTION IS

WHAT THE HELL DO WE DO NOW?

THIS HAS BEEN A SCREAMY MIDNIGHT KELLYPLIER THEORY

THANKS FOR JOINING ME.

Happy Pride!

This must be magic

oh god what did i do

IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT

Mythical creatures: The most complicated diagram on fictional animals you’ll ever need!

Apologies if this is a dumb question: did you and Tina ever catch the billywig? I don't recall seeing that in the film.

… I knew I was forgetting something.