The TBATF Crew Really Just Looked At Tord And Thought Like: Hey! How About We Turn This Almost Sane And

How to get your boyfriend out of jail in 4 simple steps:

Step 1: don't be color blind!

(inspired by the opening scene of All Dogs Go To Heaven)

Dogman translation:

1. Water pipes are green, this is red

2 That's true, but this is green!

3.Red?

Headcanon that Luigi did something so offensive, so incredibly terrible to the Toads that made an entire species despise him

What the fuck did Luigi ever do to Toad?!?

You know, one thing I find funny with Fnaf fandom right now, is that some of them are like, "oh I like the game, but you know I don't want to be supportive if Scott is making money off of it, I have principles"

I mean, of course he is making money! The guy basically created this whole thing, do you really think he woudn't gain money from it because he's got himself into a minor polemic? Hell no! Dude's will make enough money to swin on it

My favourite kind of characters are those random womanfail bitches with anxiety who against all odds survive more shit than far stronger and popular characters

He's trying to explode a hot dog with his mind

I love that there's 3 things the Dogman fandom can agree on:

1. Dogman and Petey are either married or divorced

2. Petey's uses catnip

3. Sarah x Chief doesn't exists, she's a lesbian and he's married with Nurse Lady

An underrated moment that i love in Dsmp is the "Yourself" line in the final disc confrontation, cause is so heartfelt and deep and really put Tommy and Tubbo relationship into perspective. Because for Tubbo, Tommy can live on his own, he can do great things alone and he have this image of Tommy being unbeatable, brave and heroic all by himself, that he doesn't even need him. For him, Tommy without Tubbo will continue being Tommy, but on Tommy's case he's afraid on being all by himself, he's afraid on what can happened to him, what Dream can do to him if he's alone, he needs Tubbo to not be himself because being himself had got him into a lot of bad situations, that wouldn't have happened if Tubbo was envolved. For Tommy, being himself is the worst thing that can happened, Tubbo made him care about something, without him he would just keep chasing those disc like nothing else matters. Tommy needs Tubbo, one can't be without the other, which is proven truth in the end when both died

Edd and Matt usually go to dates together, #canon!

Dogman Heartbreak AU

In which Dogman and Petey had a relationship in the past that ended very badly and now, on opposite sides of morality Petey constantly tries to hatch plans to get Dogman back, even relying on the love gun for that.

(Losely inspired by Mean Girls, especificaly Somebody Gets Hurt)

About Dogman

In this AU, Greg and Knight suffered the accident long before they became cops, they were also way younger than in Canon (around early 20s)

After the accident, Dogman is ostricized by society, abandoned by his girlfriend and evicted from his home. After that, he is found by Petey who offers him a home if he helps him with some stuff

Their relationship lasted for around 3 years, and ended very badly for both of them

Dogman became a cop as a way to honored Knight, who always wanted to work for the force but died before he had the chance

Petey the only one who call Dogman by his name

After the breakup, Dogman goes live on his office for a while until he's able to get his own house

Dogman was 20 when he starts dating Petey and currently in the story he's 27

After the breakup, Dogman cut off Petey from all the photos he had of him. He greatly regrets doing that

Dogman blames himself for Petey evilness

He really misses Petey and wants him back, but doesn't want to admit it to himself

About Petey

Petey's almost the same as canon, the exception is that he's a lot calmer due to Dogman affect and he's a bit controling

Petey suffers from abandonment issues due to his past, which only gets worse after Dogman leaves

Just like in canon, Petey's a criminal with the bad reputation of always geting out of jail. No one knows how he does that, but Dogman's was the one who always got him out

Petey's main reason for becoming a evil doer, other than his mother death is the way he's treated by society not only for being a cat but also by his behaviour. Which is the reason he have so much sympathy for Dogman situation

Dogman is Petey's relationship that lasted longer, other than that he only had a couple flings and unserious relationships

Even after years of their breakup, Petey still wasn't able to get over what he had with Dogman. He constantly tries to seduce him and convince him to come back with him

Petey was 23 years old when he met Dogman and he is currently 30

Before Dogman left, Petey bought the cloning machine to make a clone of Knight so Dogman can have his best friend back. They broke up before that was possible

He pretends to only want Dogman as some kind of sidekick but the truth is that he genuinly wants his love and really cares about him

50% of Qsmp fanfics is about TNT duo and the rest is literally about anything else

This might be a controversial opinion, but Quackity getting mad at Wilbur because of Tallulah was the worst part of the lore (maybe the second worst, the election was definitely the worst)