Real

i’m gooning

no, babe, i dont do casual. its mind numbing devotion for all eternity or nothing

sometimes you've gotta be a bit of a motherfucker about eating pussy. once they're warmed up and begging and grabbing your hair? ding ding! it's on. hold their squirming legs down with your hands and arms. make nasty delicious slurping noises. tilt your head sideways so you can take them in more fully. suck on their lips while you run your tongue back and forth over their clit. make sure they know you're doing it just as much for you as you are for them. get greedy with it. pause every now and then to give them a little rest and build the tension back up. tell them how pretty they look and how heavenly they taste. go back in for seconds. thirds. don't stop until they're shaking and yank you away.

me when someone says they like age gap fics where the reader acts like a kid and the love interest constantly babies them and acts like the readers parent

like just say you like little kids 🤷🏾‍♀️

also i stand by this and absolutely will not be apologizing, if your offended your the problem. Stop reading fics about a full grown adult that acts like a little kid. They are a fully grown adults in an adult relationship, why is the love interest treating them like a toddler?? 🤨🤨🤨

mayday theres a sunburned angel near the shore that definitely needs help

I need y'all bitches to start making more Mark Grayson fanfics right tf now

I beg of u PLZ🙏

people might think creating OC lore involves a lot of thinking & planning, but in my personal experience, OC development is more like a divine vision from a god slamming you over the head with a mallet while ur doing the fuckin dishes or folding laundry

he just looks so torture-able . like it would be a disservice NOT to torture him.. . he WANTS to be tortured

the fact that kylar seems like he's worshipping you when he goes down on you makes me so insane actually like he treats eating ass/cock/pussy like it's the first time he's eaten real food in years, like he's on the brink of death from starvation