U Can Watch Star Wars So Many Times And It Doesn’t Prepare U For How Dumb Star Wars Is. For One Thing

U can watch Star Wars so many times and it doesn’t prepare u for how dumb Star Wars is. For one thing I think we gloss over how kenobi (who has definitely been at the club. Please.) describes the mos eisley cantina as the worst most villainous place ever and then u get inside and it’s a pack of muppets vaping

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Duel Of The Fates Beeeoeoooommm Beooowwww Pssssshhhhhhh Beooommmbeeoowwwwwww Lightsaber Noises Screaming
Duel Of The Fates Beeeoeoooommm Beooowwww Pssssshhhhhhh Beooommmbeeoowwwwwww Lightsaber Noises Screaming
Duel Of The Fates Beeeoeoooommm Beooowwww Pssssshhhhhhh Beooommmbeeoowwwwwww Lightsaber Noises Screaming

duel of the fates beeeoeoooommm beooowwww pssssshhhhhhh beooommmbeeoowwwwwww lightsaber noises screaming ahhhhhhh the end ✍️✍️


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10 months ago

I've been talking repeatedly about this essay and initially thought it would only take a few days to write. That was in January. Half a year later, I managed to gather all the material, ideas, and thoughts, hopefully organizing and transporting them coherently. Finally, I can announce ....

A table of content. On the dark-blue background, the heading reads "The Clone-Industrial Complex" in all capitalized letters colored in a lighter blue. In grey and turned by 90 degrees a font spells "Grub first, then ethics." along the graphoc's high edgr. The table of content covers 5 chapters with accompanying subchapters. Under the heading, the titles of the chapter and subchapter titles are arranged in a square. Chapter 1 is positioned above chapter 2. Reading from left to right, chapter 3 is positioned next to chapter 1 and above chapter 4. Chapter 5 is positioned central under the square that the other chapters form. The chapter and subchapter titles read:
I. The Kaminoan Agenda
A. Political Aspirations
B. Preparing Dependency

II. Economic Stabilization through Military Expenditure
A. Mitigating the Economic Impacts of Secession
B. Driving Economic Growth and Innovation

III. Clones as Government-Controlled Consumers
A. Regulated Access to Non-essential Goods
B. Centralized Franchise Program for Local Businesses
C. Psychological and Social Implications

IV.) Clone Army as the Backbone of Economy
A. Kamino: Monopoly in the Cloning Industry
B. Potential for Post-war Economy Crisis

V.) The Rise of the Empire - Palpatine's Post-war Strategy
A. Consequences of Discontinuing the Clone Production
B. Inflation and Shift to Imperial Credits

Summary

In the galaxy far, far away, the Clone Wars represent not only a time of intense military conflict but also a period of profound economic and political transformation, ultimately leading to the emergence of the Galactic Empire. At the heart of this transformation is the clone army, a force of genetically engineered soldiers created by the Kaminoans. While the primary function of these clones is to serve as the Republic's frontline against the Separatist threat, their existence and upkeep generate significant economic opportunities and dependencies across the galaxy. Through a mix of analysis and speculation-induced personal world-building, this little exploration sets out to investigate the multifaceted ways the Republic profited from maintaining a clone army, extending beyond mere military advantage to encompass a complex web of economic, political, and social implications.

By considering the Kaminoans' strategic aspirations, the economic sectors bolstered by clone-related contracts, and the broader implications for the Republic's stability and public perception, we might gain a clearer understanding of the Clone Industrial Complex. Ultimately, this exploration reveals how the enslavement of clones became a cornerstone of the Republic's wartime and post-war economy, setting the stage and conditions for the triumphant rise of the Empire.

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I'll probably divide the whole piece in two or three parts because it got quite long (12 pages) and I don't want to exhaust everybody with that much meta, interpretation and speculation in one go.

I'm currently working on last revisions and expect to publish Part One on the weekend. After spending months of drafting and crafting, I'm concerned that it'll flop. So, I decided to upload an announcement first to hopefully create a little hype, or at least anticipation.

(tags for folks who expressed interest in reading this beforehand @canichangemyblogname , @ghosts-of-rishi , @clonehub )


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9 months ago
My Bestie??? Speaking To Someone Else??? Improper. Disgusting. Horrendous.

my bestie??? speaking to someone else??? improper. disgusting. horrendous.

9 months ago
@prequelsnet Prequels Appreciation Week: Day 5 — Found Family
@prequelsnet Prequels Appreciation Week: Day 5 — Found Family
@prequelsnet Prequels Appreciation Week: Day 5 — Found Family
@prequelsnet Prequels Appreciation Week: Day 5 — Found Family
@prequelsnet Prequels Appreciation Week: Day 5 — Found Family

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9 months ago
"Obi?" // Part Of An Au

"Obi?" // part of an au

1 year ago
Some Star Wars Prequels As AO3 Tags
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Some Star Wars Prequels As AO3 Tags
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1 year ago
"Perhaps A Lesser-known Gift Of Kenobi's Was His Ability To Listen."
"Perhaps A Lesser-known Gift Of Kenobi's Was His Ability To Listen."
"Perhaps A Lesser-known Gift Of Kenobi's Was His Ability To Listen."
"Perhaps A Lesser-known Gift Of Kenobi's Was His Ability To Listen."

"Perhaps a lesser-known gift of Kenobi's was his ability to listen."

(AU where post-banishment Ahsoka gets zapped back to TPM, strapped with a fundamental distrust of the Jedi, an apocalyptic vision of the future, and a mandate to help Anakin Skywalker. So, in all this, it's nice to have a confidant.)

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