Just Stumbled Upon Your Account And I Feel Like I’ve Fallen On My Knees In Front Of God

one of the most enduringly obnoxious things about algorithmic feeds is that there is genuinely no amount of blocking and tailoring and "not interested in this" and "show me less content like this" that will ever ever convince the algorithm that you don't want to be shown content promoting weight loss

“I know baby I know” while I’m forcing you to take every inch

"daddy" mention in pinned + incest in your DNI, I'm afraid we're on different pages about the meanings of words here

so dizzying when they say some shit like “yeah i’m not even particularly into this it’s just hot because it’s another method of disrespecting you”

dad that pisses in its kiddos mouth every time they swear. giving potty mouth a whole new meaning

having to ask for permission to pee is romantic

I wanna sit on your dick while you insult me so you can feel which one turns me on the most

pro tip: if daddy says he’s going to cum say “umm what’s that?” in the tiniest voice that you can muster

friendly reminder I’m better as a concept